#1
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
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Jamestown wasn't the Pilgrims, you dolt! L2history!

This.
Jamestown was founded by a group of London entrepreneurs as a for profit entity.
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#9
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This.
Jamestown was founded by a group of London entrepreneurs as a for profit entity.

-joke about how you were probably an eyewitness-
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#10
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surely there are better choices to devour than a 14 year old girl


I'm guessing she died of natural causes and the rest got hungry I dont think the "chose" who they ate
#11
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-joke about how you were probably an eyewitness-

Tastes like chicken.
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#12
Did they eat her vagina?

It's funny how ok it is to be blatantly harsh to the death of young child, but that shit was ages ago.
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#15
Even though Jamestown wasn't the pilgrims, the pilgrims were English and Dutch, not American. So you lose either way.
#16
Thanks for tainting the beginnings of our country with your disgusting habits, England.
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#17
I'm not too shocked.

They were puritans, after all.*


*I am talking out of my ass so correct me if I'm wrong
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#18
You can't really say they were American since the US didn't exist during that time yet.
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#19
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Thanks for tainting the beginnings of our country with your disgusting habits, England.


No wonder their teeth are so jagged. They've evolved to eating raw meats.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#20
Sure we all thought about it but THEY had the guts to do it. I say all hail or Pilgrim overlords and all they have to teach us.
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#21
Quote by zenbone
Sure we all thought about it but THEY had the guts to do it. I say all hail or Pilgrim overlords and all they have to teach us.


this
#22
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You can't really say they were American since the US didn't exist during that time yet.


How does this matter?
#23
Quote by zenbone
Sure we all thought about it but THEY had the guts to do it. I say all hail or Pilgrim overlords and all they have to teach us.

>Article says "Jamestown"
>You say Pilgrim



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I'm not too shocked.

They were puritans, after all.*


*I am talking out of my ass so correct me if I'm wrong

The Puritans and Pilgrims were different.

Also, the article says it was Jamestown; the Pilgrims were in Plymouth.
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#25
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The Puritans and Pilgrims were different.
aight
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Also, the article says it was Jamestown; the Pilgrims were in Plymouth.
What happens in Jamestown...

...ends up going down in history (seriously, that death cult happened in Jamestown)
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.