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Went downstairs to see my Dad watching Sexcetera, some weird american fettish program. He must have been slightly drunk to not notice me.

Has anyone caught others or been caught?

I haven't, but have had a few very close calls.
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#6
inb4 all the 'did you join him?' comments.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#7
I got caught in a net once
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
Pretty sure my dad caught me once but nothing was ever said about it. I couldn't sleep that night

Besides that I've just seen someone's phone history pop up without them knowing. Just a full screen of "SQUIRTING PORN" pages.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#10
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i have a fettish for t's


Really, you ttttttttttttttttttttoo?

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#11
Huh, the spellchecker didn't give a solution to 'Fettish' so I thought it wasn't in the dictionary so I left it.

Yeah i'm expecting some funny replies xD
#12
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Yeah i'm expecting some funny replies xD

you shouldn't have come to the pit then.
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Huh, the spellchecker didn't give a solution to 'Fettish' so I thought it wasn't in the dictionary so I left it.

Yeah i'm expecting some funny replies xD


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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#16
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I got caught watching fat anime porn.

Meh.


This combined with the Adam Scott av is just gold.
#17
I've caught my dad before too. My sister was calling so I went into his room to hand him the phone, and there was some girl masturbating on his computer screen. He wasn't fast enough to close it. I've always knocked on the door since.
#18
Quote by Nero Galon
Went downstairs to see my Dad watching Sexcetera, some weird american fettish program. He must have been slightly drunk to not notice me.

Same thing happened to me often
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
I remember when I was on my Dad's PC when I was like 12 and this porn pop-up came up and being the curious squirt that I was, I had to open it and then keep clicking. Little did I know that a thing called 'browsing history' existed.

Suffice to say my parents saw it and asked me about it and I just kinda sat quietly and said they were pop-ups. This is when my Dad said "If you are curious, we can get some books for you."

Erm. Yeah. So...that last part happened...
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#22
my son walked in on me watching sexcetera earlier so i just pretended i didn't notice

thank god he didn't see his sister blowing me cause of the angle, cause boy that'd've been awkward!
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#23
There have been close calls. Many close calls. I`m sure my family all knows I actively masturbate, they just don`t give a shit because they know I`m gonna be ****ed over and it`s gonna be all my fault.

I`ve caught my sister having sex with her bf before. Oh god did that smell bad.
#24
My mom caught me right in the middle of a furious wanking session once when i was 15. I had headphones on and didn't hear her come home. It was horrible.
#25
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my son walked in on me watching sexcetera earlier so i just pretended i didn't notice

thank god he didn't see his sister blowing me cause of the angle, cause boy that'd've been awkward!


Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
Oh yeah, my brother caught me floor-humping to a women's magazine in our room when I was like 10. That was bad.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#27
so my brother walked in on me sucking our dad earlier

luckily he was was repelled by the sexcetera that dad uses to get hard and left before he noticed me
thank god he did, eating dinner as a family is awkward enough already since everyone knows my brother is a gay furry
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
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Oh yeah, my brother caught me floor-humping to a women's magazine in our room when I was like 10. That was bad.


Floor-humping? What?
#29
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Floor-humping? What?

It's like doing the worm except you're humping the floor with your dick.

It felt good and bad.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#31
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Floor-humping? What?


allow me to demonstrate;

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by Nero Galon
Went downstairs to see my Dad watching Sexcetera, some weird american fettish program. He must have been slightly drunk to not notice me.

Has anyone caught others or been caught?

I haven't, but have had a few very close calls.



lol that show is so tame. it's more like a news/documentary show about porn, but I think it was all done in the late 90s.


my dad and I used to watch eurotrash, cause that show was soo jokes. it's ended up being a silly comedy show but about naked people.
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#33
I've seen my dad watch porn numerous times. He never wanks, which weirds me out.

I've been caught wanking to porn by my little brother numerous times, I think he just gets embarrassed because he never says anything, just walks right out.
#34
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so my brother walked in on me sucking our dad earlier

luckily he was was repelled by the sexcetera that dad uses to get hard and left before he noticed me
thank god he did, eating dinner as a family is awkward enough already since everyone knows my brother is a gay furry

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lol that show is so tame. it's more like a news/documentary show about porn, but I think it was all done in the late 90s.


my dad and I used to watch eurotrash, cause that show was soo jokes.


I cant tell if that was ironic or not....
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#36
When you are bored and you have just masturbated thinking about every celebrity, every porn star, and there's nobody left, I personally recommend this game. Turn on the TV, then look at your clock (example: 11:32). This time as an example it says 11. Get your TV controller and start changing the channel up or down 11 times. Then you gotta find some way to masturbate thinking only about the people you are watching at that moment. If you saw a great girl in a commercial but the commercial is over...DON'T THINK ANYMORE ABOUT HER, only the people that appear on the TV at that moment. Even if is one of those famous Pokemon.
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#37
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I cant tell if that was ironic or not....


I can't ironic even if I tried.
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#38
Sexcetera isn't on for another hour.
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#39
Isn't Laid Bare on?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
Nah, some shit about british cops.
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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