#1
Hey guys

Ill be checking out Black Sabbath in Toronto, and I have only ever been to one concert before, the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Pretty wicked, but I was up in the nosebleeds. This time ill be left floor, and I imagine it'll be a bit more intense.

How does one behave at a concert at this kind of venue?

Rock on!
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#3
Just helicopter around

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#4
You didn't even say what the venue is...

If it's a nice opera house or theatre, get your sweaty metalhead ass out of it.
#8
Tips to have a kickass concert experience:

Repeatedly call "Freebird" after every song. This will show the band you have good taste.

Cheap-shot the guy next to you every time the chorus hits. This lets him know that you really like this song.

Whenever you see a security guard, yell "Fuck da police! BOO!" several times. This lets them know you disapprove of them.

Scowl at anyone bigger than you. This lets them know you're not afraid of them, despite your tiny penis.


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#9
Try not to get involved in any moshpit nonsense. You paid good money to see the band and enjoy the show, not to shove around sweaty guys.

Just my opinion tho
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#11
Just dont be one of those douche-bags that plants their feet in one spot and refuses to let anyone walk by or around you.

Those concert goers are the worst. You have to expect people to want to move around at rock shows.
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#12
Stand there and enjoy the music. Thats what you're there for, right?
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#13
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Tips to have a kickass concert experience:

Repeatedly call "Freebird" after every song. This will show the band you have good taste.

Cheap-shot the guy next to you every time the chorus hits. This lets him know that you really like this song.

Whenever you see a security guard, yell "Fuck da police! BOO!" several times. This lets them know you disapprove of them.

Scowl at anyone bigger than you. This lets them know you're not afraid of them, despite your tiny penis.


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#14
Just adding to Sam's rules.

Make sure to light up a few cigs during the show. Get close to the stage and blow it in Ozzy's face. He'll appreciate a little tobacco smoke while he sings.

Be sure to bring heroine and ask the security guard to hold the syringe while you heat up your spoon. It shows the guards that you're out to have a good time.

Also, bring a flag or banner that has a picture of your dick with an obscure song request below it. Make sure it's large enough to block the line of sight of at least 40 people behind you. This shows the crowd that you know your Sabbath.
#15
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Just adding to Sam's rules.

Make sure to light up a few cigs during the show. Get close to the stage and blow it in Ozzy's face. He'll appreciate a little tobacco smoke while he sings.

Be sure to bring heroine and ask the security guard to hold the syringe while you heat up your spoon. It shows the guards that you're out to have a good time.

Also, bring a flag or banner that has a picture of your dick with an obscure song request below it. Make sure it's large enough to block the line of sight of at least 40 people behind you. This shows the crowd that you know your Sabbath.

Just wanted to add that the dick-pic is essential in TS' case, to prevent the other concert-goers from getting intimidated by him and his intimate knowledge of Ozzy.
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#16
If its general admission on the floor just be courteous to people around you, be more lenient to someone shorter than you trying to cut in front. Try to find a good view without obstructing others' view ideally. Feel free to just stand there and stare the whole show but there is absolutely nothing wrong with dancing/moshing/making an ass of yourself provided you are respecting and not interfering with other people and their same goal.

If its assigned seating, that sucks. Do whatever you can to have a good time in your tiny seat area.

Should be a good show though. I'm not a fan and I think they're juuuust slightly past their prime but Black Sabbath is definately a legendary band. I saw The Doors "of the 21st century" several years ago just cause it was Manzarek and Kreiger and those old farts put on a helluva show so maybe it will kick ass. Have fun
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Try not to get involved in any moshpit nonsense. You paid good money to see the band and enjoy the show, not to shove around sweaty guys.

Just my opinion tho


the local bathhouse is always far less trouble than listening to some shitty band full of dead-beats from the 60s anyways

seriously, why would you pay to hear some good-for-nothing idiots howling with fake metal? surprised the old idiots are even still alive, i'd kill them just for making such dumb stupid music I AM SPIDER MAN i get it you're spider man now stop playing that dumb guitar riff already
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the local bathhouse is always far less trouble than listening to some shitty band full of dead-beats from the 60s anyways

seriously, why would you pay to hear some good-for-nothing idiots howling with fake metal? surprised the old idiots are even still alive, i'd kill them just for making such dumb stupid music I AM SPIDER MAN i get it you're spider man now stop playing that dumb guitar riff already
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the local bathhouse is always far less trouble than listening to some shitty band full of dead-beats from the 60s anyways

seriously, why would you pay to hear some good-for-nothing idiots howling with fake metal? surprised the old idiots are even still alive, i'd kill them just for making such dumb stupid music I AM SPIDER MAN i get it you're spider man now stop playing that dumb guitar riff already


lol SPIDER MAN
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the local bathhouse is always far less trouble than listening to some shitty band full of dead-beats from the 60s anyways

seriously, why would you pay to hear some good-for-nothing idiots howling with fake metal? surprised the old idiots are even still alive, i'd kill them just for making such dumb stupid music I AM SPIDER MAN i get it you're spider man now stop playing that dumb guitar riff already

even though you're trolling i still feel a sense of anger
#24
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Wow I expected less and worse for more from you.

Hey, I do have professional standards to uphold!

I'm NOT Tom Hess or anything.

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Just adding to Sam's rules.

Make sure to light up a few cigs during the show. Get close to the stage and blow it in Ozzy's face. He'll appreciate a little tobacco smoke while he sings.

Be sure to bring heroine and ask the security guard to hold the syringe while you heat up your spoon. It shows the guards that you're out to have a good time.

Also, bring a flag or banner that has a picture of your dick with an obscure song request below it. Make sure it's large enough to block the line of sight of at least 40 people behind you. This shows the crowd that you know your Sabbath.

Quote by lncognito
Just wanted to add that the dick-pic is essential in TS' case, to prevent the other concert-goers from getting intimidated by him and his intimate knowledge of Ozzy.


These guys get it!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at May 3, 2013,
#25
Seriously, smoke weed. I saw Roger Waters perform The Wall live this past summer and it was a magical experience, hitting a bowl and watching him perform.
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Be sure to bring heroine and ask the security guard to hold the syringe while you heat up your spoon. It shows the guards that you're out to have a good time.

Like, Wonder Woman?
#27
crotch the weed or if youre tall but some beer in your hood
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#28
My first concert I was in the pits and I sat there and took pics of the band with my camera, with flash on (it was night time and an outside venue). Luckily everyone was nice about it, and Avenged Sevenfold didn't kick me out or anything.

But, ya don't do that.
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Seriously, smoke weed. I saw Roger Waters perform The Wall live this past summer and it was a magical experience, hitting a bowl and watching him perform.


I saw him do Dark Side in 2007 was out of town when he brought The Wall through (talk about mad) but I got so messed up at that concert smoking joints and eating a bunch of hash it was magical sitting there watching a blow up pig and space dude float around the arena. The bitching Pink Floyd tunes in Quadrophonic sound made it my best concert experience so far.
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Seriously, smoke weed. I saw Roger Waters perform The Wall live this past summer and it was a magical experience, hitting a bowl and watching him perform.

Seriously, only potheads think music is more magical with weed...
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crotch the weed or if youre tall but some beer in your hood


For booze you have to invest in one of those home vacuum packing machines then you cut a "custom bag the size of your belt, use only the sealer in the vacuum packer to make leak-proof seals on all but one side, then you fill it up with your favorite drink (hard stuff works the best) and seal up the last end, loop it through your belt and then put a belt over top to conceal it.
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For booze you have to invest in one of those home vacuum packing machines then you cut a "custom bag the size of your belt, use only the sealer in the vacuum packer to make leak-proof seals on all but one side, then you fill it up with your favorite drink (hard stuff works the best) and seal up the last end, loop it through your belt and then put a belt over top to conceal it.

Or you could like, buy a drink at the bar...

What is this?
#33
Quote by ne14t
For booze you have to invest in one of those home vacuum packing machines then you cut a "custom bag the size of your belt, use only the sealer in the vacuum packer to make leak-proof seals on all but one side, then you fill it up with your favorite drink (hard stuff works the best) and seal up the last end, loop it through your belt and then put a belt over top to conceal it.

What kind of response is this? Stop going to 16+ shows already, you dweeb!