#1
Ya know that one guy who is always in the moshpits, and it seems his soul purpose is to break everyones jaw that he comes in contact with? He never looks like he's having fun, and just seems pissed off at the whole crowd.

The first Festival I attended I bought Pit tickets (Cuz that's the place to be, Ya Know)
and there was this kid hardcore dancing. (ghaaaaay) Which you know whatever that's what he wanted to do, but every time a few people would jump in I swear he'd just flip out and start throwing punches and crap.

Anyway he punched a dude who looked like a marine in the face and that was the end of him.

So pit, do you have any stories about douchey concert goers?
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#2
Every concert i go to there's atleast one douchbag dedicated to ruin everyone's time

Whatchya gonna do.
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#3
I went to a gig last weekend and there more sweaty, topless men than I would have liked. Every one of them was a douche
#4
Usually, the best strategy is to cheapshot the asshole who feels like it's cool to ruin everyone's fun. Then, when he hits you back, really crack him.

Edit:
The best part of that whole scenario is I'm 5ft9in, so when a guy who is like 6 feet cracks me (and I don't get knocked on my ass like he expected)...the guy doesn't seem to know what to do. When he instead ends up on his ass, it's hilarious.
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#6
yep, I think all metal gig goers will have experienced this kinda situation, the last gig I went to admittedly called for these fans, considering it was a 'core' gig, with 3 out of 5 bands playing being deathcore.
There were only about 6 or so hardcore dancers, but they sure did ruin the night, as it was a 400 venue, there was only one pit dominated by them, as nobody wanted to go in because of them.
Unhappy I didn't manage to land the punch when one squared up to me
#7
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Usually, the best strategy is to cheapshot the asshole who feels like it's cool to ruin everyone's fun. Then, when he hits you back, really crack him.

Edit:
The best part of that whole scenario is I'm 5ft9in, so when a guy who is like 6 feet cracks me (and I don't get knocked on my ass like he expected)...the guy doesn't seem to know what to do. When he instead ends up on his ass, it's hilarious.


That's a pretty good Idea assuming you can take whoever said person is. I was sixteen at the time, and that guy would of knocked me flat on my face

I noticed that all the people who ruled the pits were like 5' 5"- 5' 9", and that the bigger guys usually got knocked around pretty bad
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That's a pretty good Idea assuming you can take whoever said person is. I was sixteen at the time, and that guy would of knocked me flat on my face

My dad is 6ft4in; he's hit me a few times (not as abuse or anything). Most people can barely rock me.
#10
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My dad is 6ft4in; he's hit me a few times (not as abuse or anything). Most people can barely rock me.


That's actually pretty impressive most people are done after one or two punches.
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#11
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Dude that is like the exact opposite of what I usually hear about gigs,
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Not even once
#12
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That's actually pretty impressive most people are done after one or two punches.

Well...shucks...
#13
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Honestly it's really overated since classy girls don't take their shirts off at concerts, the ones that I've seen, well...


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Hey it's true :Cheers:
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#14
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Hey it's true

Thanks. Btw, just so you know...doubleposting is actually against forum rules. So, you should start using the edit button.
#15
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Thanks. Btw, just so you know...doubleposting is actually against forum rules. So, you should start using the edit button.

Ironic seeing as there is porn above his posts...
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Thanks. Btw, just so you know...doubleposting is actually against forum rules. So, you should start using the edit button.


O okay, Thanks mate, I'll stop doing that.


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#17
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I Didn't post it, so as long as I'm not the one who gets banned

Of course, i was just pointing out the irony of him saying to you to follow a fairly small rule when there was porn posted right there.

lol
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Of course, i was just pointing out the irony of him saying to you to follow a fairly small rule when there was porn posted right there.

lol


Ya I suppose that's a bit ironic lol My computer actually has some kind of... Issue (idk what to call it) And it hates Images on the web so I didn't even know that it was porn till you mentioned it.
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#19
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Ironic seeing as there is porn above his posts...

Yup, the infamous keith lemon.



Whelp, he's banned now...
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#20
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Yup, the infamous keith lemon.



Whelp, he's banned now...


Lol does that alot does he?
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#21
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Lol does that alot does he?

Every once in a while he makes a multi (when all the mods aren't around, interestly enough >_> and posts some porn and stuff

Classy guy
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#22
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Every once in a while he makes a multi (when all the mods aren't around, interestly enough >_> and posts some porn and stuff

Classy guy


^Very lol
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#23
It's kinda pointless putting someone on your ignore list when every single ****ing post he writes is quoted.
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It's kinda pointless putting someone on your ignore list when every single ****ing post he writes is quoted.


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#25
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It's kinda pointless putting someone on your ignore list when every single ****ing post he writes is quoted.

If you quote porn, you can get a ban too, iirc. Also, element has stated that he and the other mods won't take kindly to people celebrating keith lemon.

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Every once in a while he makes a multi (when all the mods aren't around, interestly enough >_> and posts some porn and stuff

Classy guy

He used to actually be an ok user. Then, iirc, he got banned for something. Now, he just does what you said.

He's like a less disgusting version of kelly22 now.
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#26
About 10yrs ago, senior year of high school, I saw the Casualties open for the Misfits. Well, the "Misfits", cause the only original member was Jerry Only on bass/vocals, but Marky Ramone was on Drums and Dez from Black Flag was guitar, so it was sort of a punk-rock supergroup lol. Anyway, this dude came into the pit during "Nightmare" by the Casualties and put a bandana on and just stood in the middle throwing haymakers and kicks. The rest of us circle-pitted, like NORMAL punk rock pits, when all the sudden the guy caught me in the jaw. I turned and before I could even react a bouncer hopped off his perch and grabbed the guy from behind in a chokehold, smashed him into a pillar (clearly on purpose lol), and then dragged him out and THREW him out the door, like Uncle Phil used to do to Jazz on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And then the Misfits came on and tore the place down. Even had PYRO, which was crazy cause this was a tiny club and like 2 month after the Station nightclub fire in Rhode Island were 101 people died in a fire caused by Great White setting off pyro during their set. AND this show was in RI, so I specifically remember thinking it was crazy the Misfits had pyro.

Anyway, I do not understand the douches that show up to every punk show to throw punches and kicks or generally just flail limbs wildly, seemingly with the sole purpose of hoping to connect with someone in the pit. And you know who they'll be because they ALWAYS have a bandana around their face. It's the most passive-aggressive BS. Like "I feel like punching someone in the face tonight, but I'm really a b*tch and won't just pick a fight with someone so instead I'll cover my face to be anonymous, and use the excuse of "moshing" to justify my douche actions when I connect with someone and they get pissed."
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#28
I played a gig once, and our drummers friend came down to watch; a pit opened up at one point (the song wasn't even heavy) and he just started swinging his arms around and ended up punching a couple of people in the face, gave some people nosebleeds and stuff. Everybody hated him.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#30
How do you even dance at a metal concert lije seriously help.

Also how do you dance in a club

Help
#31
Well, that kind of music tends to attract that kind of people.

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