#1
...or does the chick in the GuitarPro ad here on UG behind the front page (i.e. the on that says "Learn songs with the teacher of your dreams") look like she's got a colossal tree branch up her ass? Also, i'm pretty sure she's photoshopped to all s*** because I think her back is going to break if she sticks her inflated chest out any further.

She looks strange and distorted, not sexy.
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#3
Oh. Are we gonna have this discussion again?
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#4
that's what the natural female form looks like.

americans just are confused about it because they've never seen a woman that isn't grossly overweight
#5
Touche, sir.

Though her expression is pretty funny. I just think she looks hilariously strange; no need for super deep conceptual talks or nothin'
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Last edited by MT_Obsidian at May 3, 2013,
#6
There was a big thread about it when it first showed up and the forum-wide consensus was that it was patriarchal, male chauvinist bullshit and the Russians need to check their privilege.
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Oh. Are we gonna have this discussion again?

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There was a big thread about it when it first showed up and the forum-wide consensus was that it was patriarchal, male chauvinist bullshit and the Russians need to check their privilege.


Ah, sorry. I haven't browsed the forums enough to have seen that. My bad.
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#10
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that's what the natural female form looks like.

americans just are confused about it because they've never seen a woman that isn't grossly overweight

It's true.
#11
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Ah, sorry. I haven't browsed the forums enough to have seen that. My bad.

It's okay, you've drawn attention to the fact that this disgrace is still up which is really quite egregious.
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stop being so β guys

I don't know how they do things in France.

But around here guys who respect womyn are the real alphas.
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#17
You're concerned about an illustrated woman on a website?

You seriously need to just get laid
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Look at her wrist. Pretty sure she isn't real.
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#23
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Given the kind of ads we sometimes see on the home page, UG must not think very highly of its userbase.

no, they do. You just have to earn it.
or buy it if you can't earn it.

for example, they gave me a free lifetime subscription to tab pro for having a dickload of contributions.
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#25
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no, they do. You just have to earn it.
or buy it if you can't earn it.

for example, they gave me a free lifetime subscription to tab pro for having a dickload of contributions.


Wow, you really do have a dickload of contributions.

This must mean that your dick is very large, for that amount to be called a dickload.

How is Tab Pro? Is it like Guitar Pro in a browser?
#26
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ftfy

i you.
and that's not just the drunk talking.

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Wow, you really do have a dickload of contributions.

This must mean that your dick is very large, for that amount to be called a dickload.

How is Tab Pro? Is it like Guitar Pro in a browser?



it seems like it so far. I haven't really gotten around to using all the features it has though. it has quite a bit, so i can't say for sure.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Another year lost to the blue line
#27
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it seems like it so far. I haven't really gotten around to using all the features it has though. it has quite a bit, so i can't say for sure.

You are talking about the TabPro right?
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#28
well yeah. you can do more than you think, including the whole game mode thing. haven't tried that either.

but if youre comparing it to guitar pro i dont know because almost never use guitar pro.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Another year lost to the blue line
#29
I though it was pretty funny myself.

She's like, "Oh my! You're licks are so tasty the top of my shirt burst open. Bone me, pimply teenage metal-head."
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#30

Some OC from the last time this thread was made.
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