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So, I was active here...5 years ago maybe. As one could imagine, at least 3 things happened to me. I don't know if there is anyone I still remember here, but anyways. Hello again.


In the time since I last was active here, I have actually been in bands. I've played gigs! Those were some of the best times I ever had. I picked up bass and started playing in bands. I love bass.

I played in a band that played on a local TV show and in a pretty popular venue. Then we kicked out the guitar player and played in a basement for about a year with keys, lesbian drummer with the personality of a wet sock, and a guy who played guitar, harmonica, and some drums. All cool stuff.

I met the girl I've been dating for now almost 4 years. She's 6 years older than I, has two kids. She's pretty awesome though. She has helped me grow up a bunch. Which I needed.

I was then kicked out that band, which went by various names Stu Carpenter and the New Role Models, Bird Politics, and now I guess they are called Thread (lesbian wet sock drummer is a fashion designer). I got kicked out because I lost my ride for two weeks thanks to hitting a dear and totalling my car.

Two years ago I started working in the claims department for AAA of Michigan. It's a job, it pays well and I'm pretty good at it I would say. I enjoy that.

Last year I was in a band for a few months called The Jetbeats. We were a beat band, playing early Beatles covers, Little Richard, you know, stuff The Beatles would of played at The Cavern Club.

Well, I played one gig with them. Worst night I've had in a long time. It was the return of my stupid youth trying to take back control of this adult body I grew into. We played a house party. I didn't eat all day, they had a keg, and whiskey. Well, it was Blue Moon in the keg which I took as an open invitation to drink. So I drank a lot beer before playing, getting myself buzzed, then while playing, we passed around the whiskey bottle. I got completely blacked out drunk. I have no memory of this show. I puked like all the time. I got dragged by my band mate up to my doorstep. My girlfriend's brother got me in the house, I puke all over the kitchen. I have no idea what is going on. I can hear my girlfriend wanting to kill me, her brother was a bit more on my side. But it was horrible.

Later that week, the band calls me, I'm out. I blew a ****ing wonderful gig guys. These guys are playing almost weekly now. Paying gigs too. Such a good bunch of guys.

Now let's get up to recent.

My girlfriend moves to an apartment, no room for me. I move back home. I hate it here. I have nothing here, I haven't been here in 2 years. My relationship is questionable, I just don't have anything. I own a coffee pot I bought, and that is all that is mine. I love my coffee pot.

So here I am tonight, I have to work at 7 in the morning tomorrow, but I'm up here, just to see how things are going with everyone.

Pleasure to be back.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#4
quick, someone turn this story into a low-budget cult-classic indie film!
you're a stone fox
#5
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Nice blog, bro.

You're a blog.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by Saint78
quick, someone turn this story into a low-budget cult-classic indie film!

Micheal Cera better not play any one in it.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#7
Quote by DoTheEvolution
Micheal Cera better not play any one in it.


he's playing everyone.
you're a stone fox
#8
Quote by Saint78
he's playing everyone.

One of his characters will even have a mustache!

*shudders*
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A SIGNATURE.
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Quote by Saint78
he's playing everyone.

Ugh.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#10
You should come back in another 5 years with some better stories.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
Quote by DonGlover
One of his characters will even have a mustache!

*shudders*


and he'll have to play TS's girlfriend and children.

you're a stone fox
#12
Quote by DoTheEvolution
I picked up bass and started playing in bands. I love bass.

You're doing it wrong, you queerbo.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by Joshua Garcia
You're doing it wrong, you queerbo.


i'll change it in the movie. his band will also be called "The Joshua Garcias"
you're a stone fox
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Quote by Godsmack_IV
I've been here longer than you and I ain't got no coffee pot to call my own.

It's all I have.

I guess it's one of those things that I actually have something that is mine, I bought it, it is mine. No one else owns any of it, like my car is still owned by the bank. But no one other than me owns the coffee pot.

It's dumb, I know, it's small and meaningless, but it's a start.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by Saint78
i'll change it in the movie. his band will also be called "The Joshua Garcias"

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
How much attention do you get from people in the real world, TS?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#19
Quote by JustRooster
How much attention do you get from people in the real world, TS?

Enough.


I was mostly just saying hi to people again. But I think no one I used to talk to here is around anymore.

So, whatever, I'll have to make new e-people to chat with out of you jackoffs.

It's been a long time since I've been around these parts. Gotta get back in the grove of it all.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
Enough.


I was mostly just saying hi to people again. But I think no one I used to talk to here is around anymore.

So, whatever, I'll have to make new e-people to chat with out of you jackoffs.

It's been a long time since I've been around these parts. Gotta get back in the grove of it all.


you have to listen to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel if you wanna fit in.
you're a stone fox
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
Ugh.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.

Which means it will perfectly describe both your life and this thread.
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
Which means it will perfectly describe both your life and this thread.

This thread, yes. Pretty horrible.

My life, I've had worse.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by Saint78
you have to listen to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel if you wanna fit in.

go play on the slide kid
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
go play on the slide kid


go eat some poutine burnout
you're a stone fox
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
Enough.


I was mostly just saying hi to people again. But I think no one I used to talk to here is around anymore.

So, whatever, I'll have to make new e-people to chat with out of you jackoffs.

It's been a long time since I've been around these parts. Gotta get back in the grove of it all.



You could also find another forum.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
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Quote by JustRooster
You could also find another forum.

I suppose I could.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by DoTheEvolution
I suppose I could.



In fact, I suggest you should.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
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Quote by Godsmack_IV
I've been here longer than you and I ain't got no coffee pot to call my own.


That's gotta be a line from a Woody Guthrie song or something.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#30
Quote by Saint78
why are you guys being so rude


Rude is the new edgy.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
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Quote by JustRooster
In fact, I suggest you should.

Duly noted. I'll think about it...
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by DoTheEvolution


It's been a long time since I've been around these parts. Gotta get back in the grove of it all.

UG is a small group of trees or what man
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
UG is a small group of trees or what man

Touche.

Good eye.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by jetfuel495
Hey, I remember you! Well, I remember your hair and glasses. I know we've crossed paths in the forum before, but I can't remember where. Welcome back.

I remember you!

I believe we had that online poker group going on for awhile.


So far I received the warm welcoming I expected from this place. lol.

How are you?

Also, the hair has tamed, glasses are still there, thicker now, since I'm going more and more blind though.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
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Quote by JustRooster
Rude is the new edgy.




you will also be played by michael cera
you're a stone fox
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so you ****ed your own life and want us to feel bad for you

im already feeling sorry for myself, so no room for you
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Quote by bradulator
That's gotta be a line from a Woody Guthrie song or something.

woody guthrie would never support the flagrant worker abuse present in the coffee industry you patriarchal authoritarian government supporting bush loving fascist anti american hitler-lite
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Did you make that image? Because if you did, well done.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
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Quote by Thrashtastic15
woody guthrie would never support the flagrant worker abuse present in the coffee industry you patriarchal authoritarian government supporting bush loving fascist anti american hitler-lite


yep. sig.
you're a stone fox
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