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#2
John Paul II had a batting cage installed in the Vatican. That solidified him as the best pope who will have ever lived.
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#3
I love this pope, for real.
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#4
#thatoughtashowthosecorporations
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#6
how is the pope raggin on people being greedy while tweeting from his multi-million dollar castle

what
#7
well this is a pleasant surprise. prolly wont last though
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#8
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how is the pope raggin on people being greedy while tweeting from his multi-million dollar castle

what


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#9
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how is the pope raggin on people being greedy while tweeting from his multi-million dollar castle

what

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#11
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now I can be mexican without fear!


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#12
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hey im not illegal anymore cabron

now I can be mexican without fear!

Thanks Obama :/
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#14
Ok, whatever you say, Francis.
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#15
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also poor people are poor cause they're stupid, read a book.

they did it's called the Communist Manifesto
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#16
tweets are a rather cheesy way of earning affection, but...well played, mr. pope.
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#17
I already like this Pope much more than Emperor Palpatine the old guy.
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#18
Fuck all popes.


Just because he took an easy stab at corporations doesn't mean he's not a colossal hypocrite himself.
#19
Quote by Weaponized
how is the pope raggin on people being greedy while tweeting from his multi-million dollar castle

what

Have you even paid attention to this new pope? He makes poor friars look rich.

But seriously, pay more attention.

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Fuck all popes.


Just because he took an easy stab at corporations doesn't mean he's not a colossal hypocrite himself.

He runs the Catholic church, which hasn't ever completely followed the teaching of Jesus. That automatically makes him a hypocrite.
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#20
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Have you even paid attention to this new pope? He makes poor friars look rich.

But seriously, pay more attention.


He runs the Catholic church, which hasn't ever completely followed the teaching of Jesus. That automatically makes him a hypocrite.


no Christians follows all of the teaching of Jesus, nor Jews the teachings of Moses, no Muslims the teaching of Muhammad.

You are all hypocrites but me, I don't follow no one but my heart, yo.
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#21
He's just an old man with old balls who lives in an over sized house.
Bit of a cock sucker.
#22
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You are all hypocrites but me, I don't follow anyone but my heart, yo.
Fixed...
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#24
I don't know how anyone is surprised. You can read encyclicals from the 19th century that say the same thing.

Anyway, props to Francis for sticking it to the man.
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#25
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John Paul II had a batting cage installed in the Vatican. That solidified him as the best pope who will have ever lived.

Yea. I liked John Paul. He actually did a lot of cool shit.
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#26
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#28
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I don't know how anyone is surprised. You can read encyclicals from the 19th century that say the same thing.

Anyway, props to Francis for sticking it to the man.

Props for one "the man" sticking it to another "the man"?

Sounds gay.
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#29
It's nice that someone in his position professes to care about things like this, however considering he lives in one of the most ridiculous grand and expensive places in the world detracts from his message slightly...

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Fixed...

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#30
His holy-ass sounds a bit ignorant to the situation of many unemployed. What a dick.
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#31
Quote by TunerAddict
no Christians follows all of the teaching of Jesus, nor Jews the teachings of Moses, no Muslims the teaching of Muhammad.

You are all hypocrites but me, I don't follow no one but my heart, yo.



7/10

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Ok, whatever you say, Francis.

Reminds me of this:
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#32
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Wonder what the anti-religious lefties think about that...

Sweet.

When's he apologizing more for the widespread rape, emotional torture, lies about condoms and AIDS more? Because I don't really think they've done that enough yet.
#35
The pope needs to bring back the troops! Bring back our troops Pope!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#36
"lol he's tweeting from his mansion"

according to the article he lived in a dingy apartment as a cardinal and still does charity work. no one's perfect but this guy's pretty alright as far as high-powered religious types go.

no reason to be so negative all the time
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#38
When he was a cardinal in Argentina he lived in a simple apartment and used buses to get around. He lives in the Pope castle because he's the Pope, not because he's a greedy bastard. I'm as big a hater of the Catholic Church as anybody, but this Pope's attitude has earned him my respect.
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Quote by MAC2322
When he was a cardinal in Argentina he lived in a simple apartment and used buses to get around. He lives in the Pope castle because he's the Pope, not because he's a greedy bastard. I'm as big a hater of the Catholic Church as anybody, but this Pope's attitude has earned him my respect.

+1
#40
I optimistically anticipate his advocacy of condoms to combat the AIDS pandemic in African countries.
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