#1
Alright so like its a week away. Let this thread help those who don't know what to get their moms (Including myself. Don't judge me, I'm working on it)

I'm thinking candles, a bunch of flowers, or something like a gift certificate since my mum has been getting ahead with the home improvements since I've moved out.

Shoot.
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#4
my moms a crazy bitch and kicked me out of my house when i was 14. she doesn't get anything
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#5
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*sees thread title*
*panics*
*realizes it's still a week away*

but she's already got one


I considered setting her up for UG, but given these circumstances, it seems a little out of the question.
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#7
I'm thinking of giving her my my severed ear, complimented by a side-dish of dick in a box.
#9
I planted my mom a gladiolus a little over a month ago for Mother's Day.
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#10
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I got my mom disappointment


you should get her something different for a change
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#12
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Here's my mummy


I thought that's what this thread was about before I opened it...

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#15
im getting your mom a box of chocolates
i like broccoli and long drives at the beach on my segway
#18
Get your mom's me for Mother's Day.
We're all alright!