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Will23guitar
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2013
109 IQ
#1
My top 5 musical confessions:
5. I have discovered more than a couple artists from Guitar Hero.
4. I've learned how to read music. Four different times.
3. My keyboard is borrowed from my friend's sister.
2. I use Rhymes.com.
1. I can make my guitar talk. The sad part is I talk to it back...

I guess it's kind of pointless, but I thought it was funny ('cause they're all true).

Anyone else got some of these? Lol
Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#2
5. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
4. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
3. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
2. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
1. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#3
Quote by Morphogenesis26
5. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
4. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
3. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
2. I don't like The Joshua Garcias
1. I don't like The Joshua Garcias


BLASPHEMY! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH THEE!
ayy lmao
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cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
177 IQ
#4
1: I suck at guitar considering how long I've been playing.
2: A very large portion of my music collection is novelty songs and joke bands.
3: I can play over 300 songs from a sum total of 6 bands, and almost nothing else.
4: I hate all hip-hop/rap etc.
5: I don't like a single band that has a female singer/frontman.
EDIT: I numbered the list wrong
Musicforyou17
I get bored
Join date: Nov 2011
123 IQ
#5
5. I like The Joshua Garcias
4. I like The Joshua Garcias
3. I like The Joshua Garcias
2. I like The Joshua Garcias
1. I like The Joshua Garcias
Hail
i'm a mean bully
Join date: Jan 2010
431 IQ
#6
1: i'm better than you at everything musical
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chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#7
Quote by Musicforyou17
5. I like The Joshua Garcias
4. I like The Joshua Garcias
3. I like The Joshua Garcias
2. I like The Joshua Garcias
1. I like The Joshua Garcias


Your life shall be spared. I am pleased.
ayy lmao
Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#8
Quote by chookiecookie
BLASPHEMY! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH THEE!


...****ing anti-christ.
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#9
Quote by Morphogenesis26
...****ing anti-christ.


I love you.
ayy lmao
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#10
1. Musicians suck
2. Music fans suck
3. Talking about music in a context like this sucks
4. TS is a knob
5. Anyone participating sucks
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Tyson2011
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2010
212 IQ
#15
1. My musical tastes took a dramatic turn after majoring in music.
2. I used to think I was the shit until I was surrounded by musicians.
3. I became a music major without knowing how to read music.
4. Musicians do not respect guitar players
5. If you don't know theory, I assume you aren't a good musician..its pretty much always right.
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,712 IQ
#16
5. I am The Joshua Garcias
4. I am The Joshua Garcias
3. I am The Joshua Garcias
2. I am The Joshua Garcias
1. I am The Joshua Garcias
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luvs2gro
Ug's Zorak
Join date: Mar 2012
127 IQ
#17
1. I prefer real Joshua Garcia over fake Joshua Garcia
2. Phish rocks
3. Moe. rocks
4. Umph rocks
5. ????
6. profit
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Rojam
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
386 IQ
#19
5. I am more arrogant than I should be with music in general.
4. If you play out of tune, I think you're a shitty musician.
3. If you don't know basic theory/meter, why the **** are you calling yourself a musician?
2. I cannot stand "simple" music. IE Blink-182
1. I keep a list of anyone who asks me, "Well, what happens if you don't 'make it'?"
Rojam's new and improved band!!!!

Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#20
Quote by luvs2gro
1. I prefer real Joshua Garcia over fake Joshua Garcia
2. Phish rocks
3. Moe. rocks
4. Umph rocks
5. ????
6. profit



I'll rape your cat.
ayy lmao
cha33 armstrong
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2012
1,724 IQ
#21
1. I know way to many riffs and solos yet still cant a full song
2. I have been playing for a long time now ^
3. I use tremolo picking as a defence at guitarists that say im shit
4. I have way to many effects for someone who cant play a full song
5. I want to be the next MATT BELLAMY
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,712 IQ
#22
Quote by Rojam
3. If you don't know basic theory/meter, why the **** are you calling yourself a musician?
Soooooooooooo.....you're saying people who make music aren't really making music if they don't know theory? ....?
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v Smash dat mf
Bluesblitz
Resident COOTER
Join date: Jul 2010
704 IQ
#23
1. I barely know any bar chords
2. I judge if you play out of tune
3. I'm too much of a pedalfag for someone who plays Blues and country
4. I'm horrible at writing lyrics
5. I like line 6
Fender American Standard Telecaster
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cha33 armstrong
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2012
1,724 IQ
#24
I know its 5 but sorry I need to get 6 off my chest

6. Musical OCD - if two guitarists arent harmonising their sounds (one with strat one with a les paul) it will drive me insane
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
triface
Drenched in Syrup
Join date: Jan 2010
1,209 IQ
#25
Stole a bunch from the earlier posts because I just realized they're true.

1) The hardest song I can play fully is Premonition by Joe Satriani. This has been my hardest song for a very long time.

2) I still take a very long time to identify any note on the fretboard, other than the first 2 strings on the first 5 frets. I'm now trying to remedy that.

3) If you don't even know basic music theory (what is a key, key signature, etc), you shouldn't be allowed to play the guitar.

4) I think I'm the best musician out of my circle of friends, but I recognize I'm maybe only half-decent.

5) My best composition to date is incomplete, features a half-tone modulation up just because I can't think of what to do, and you can totally hear the opening of Colony of Birchmen by Mastodon in the main riff.
jesus3000
stupid.
Join date: Apr 2009
56 IQ
#26
1. i think 99% of all metal guitarists don't know how to properly setup their guitar-amp (incl. equalizers)

2. whoever doesn't has a basic understanding of musical theory shouldn't be allowed to play any instrument

3. i think joe satriani is overrated

4. i suck at guitar, even though i've been practicing for almost 10 years

5. girls playing a guitar aren't even remotly sexy
What?
Macabre_Turtle
UG's UGer
Join date: Oct 2006
640 IQ
#27
5. I lost my motivation and spirit for music two years ago when my band split, and as a result I'm actually not as good now 7 years into playing as I was 3 or 4 years into playing
4. During that time I bought 3 new instruments, a good acoustic to replace my crap one, a five string bass, and a seven string guitar, costing me about $1800 in a failed attempt to reenergize myself.
3. I am way more interested in writing soundtrack music than the prog metal I'm used to writing, but I get intimidated trying to put any kind of serious effort into anything but metal anyway.
2. I've started recording my album over from scratch more times than I can remember because I get halfway through it and realize it sounds like crap.
1. I think I would get back into the spirit of creating music if I actually finished that album and moved on with my life.

EDIT: Wow, that was one gigantic horrific typo in number 5. Fixed.
Last edited by Macabre_Turtle at May 6, 2013,
Bluesblitz
Resident COOTER
Join date: Jul 2010
704 IQ
#28
Quote by Macabre_Turtle
5. I lost my motivation and spirit for music two years ago when my band split, and as a result I'm actually not as good now 7 years until play as I was 3 or 4 years into playing
4. During that time I bought 3 new instruments, a good acoustic to replace my crap one, a five string bass, and a seven string guitar, costing me about $1800 in a failed attempt to reenergize myself.
3. I am way more interested in writing soundtrack music than the prog metal I'm used to writing, but I get intimidated trying to put any kind of serious effort into anything but metal anyway.
2. I've started recording my album over from scratch more times than I can remember because I get halfway through it and realize it sounds like crap.
1. I think I would get back into the spirit of creating music if I actually finished that album and moved on with my life.




Maybe you should just roll with your interests as they are now, dig deep into soundtracks, and keep looking forward on it, if you keep on comparing things now to how they were 3 or 4 years ago, it won't help.
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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#29
I find music unimportant. I still enjoy it but it's also just whatever. Trivial and silly. People who dedicate themselves entirely to music are silly.
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TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
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#30
Even though I've been a big fan of guitar driven music for the entirety of my life, I never would have picked up the guitar, nor had an interest in doing so, if I hadn't played guitar hero.
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Macabre_Turtle
UG's UGer
Join date: Oct 2006
640 IQ
#31
Quote by Bluesblitz


Maybe you should just roll with your interests as they are now, dig deep into soundtracks, and keep looking forward on it, if you keep on comparing things now to how they were 3 or 4 years ago, it won't help.


Well, this time the recording process for my album is actually going really well. The two biggest issues I've had with recording were always 1) A recording latency, so subtle that I wouldn't actually notice it was slightly off until I had multiple instruments recorded, and 2) Figuring out how to get better tones in the middle of recording. I fixed the first problem by using a better computer, and I fixed the second problem by discovering GuitarRig so I don't have to touch the tones until I'm done recording. This time it should actually get finished, and then I can move on to my new goals that have been put off.
mjones1992
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Join date: May 2008
445 IQ
#32
1. Guitar Hero secretly inspired me to start playing guitar
2. I can't play a single song completely correctly...instead I over complicate it with riffs I know/feel comfortable with and change it and call it "my own" rendition.
3. I hate Johnny Cash, and nearly all forms of metal after the year 1987.
4. I play on a guitar that costs $80 but the rest of my rig costs over 9000 (a joke but really not at the same time).
5. As cliche as Stairway to Heaven is, I have a ridiculously complicated rendition that I've developed over years that I never play for anyone except myself because of the cliche... I also feel bad playing it...

Edit: had to add some more after reading some comments:
6. Hardest song I can play is Eugene's bag trick from crossroads film or maybe Cliffs of Dover (although I can never get the one part with alternate picking in the solo quite right unless I'm on X.)
7. I can read music, but I expressly choose not to because it takes more time, and I'd rather make up my own noteset as I go...although I'll still follow a chord-based score. Also I can't read chords as individual notes. Give me that shit that says GMaj7add9 with four dashes on the measures instead of the notes for that chord all stacked and confusing
8. Joshua Garcia, I've seen your youtube shit. Get some emotion in dat shit...eventhough I'm nowhere near as good as you on a technical level. But Joshua Garcias w/ Tom Hess and Erection Lord Tom Pollock Jr.: Sucks (I'm referring to the GWBush letter thread incase this isn't ringing in yo brain).
9. My musical tastes probably don't coincide with any of you, although I still comment on the musicianship of bands you guys like because I used to listen to them when I was 14 and still have a photographic memory.
10. agree with luvs2gro. Jam bands are the shit, but only live.
also 11. I only post on here when I'm plastered drunk. almost anything I say can be taken as total BS. I just have nothing better to do as I'm unemployed atm.
Last edited by mjones1992 at May 6, 2013,
triface
Drenched in Syrup
Join date: Jan 2010
1,209 IQ
#34
Quote by blake1221
The Joshua Garcias are overhyped.

Is there somewhere I can sign my name on this petition?
ozzyismetal
UG's thingamajig
Join date: Mar 2008
145 IQ
#36
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I know its 5 but sorry I need to get 6 off my chest

6. Musical OCD - if two guitarists arent harmonising their sounds (one with strat one with a les paul) it will drive me insane

...that's not what harmonising is. Like, at all.

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mjones1992
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Join date: May 2008
445 IQ
#37
Quote by ozzyismetal
...that's not what harmonising is. Like, at all.

+! harmonizing is notes, not what kind of pickup is used... WTF....
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
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#38
Quote by blake1221
The Joshua Garcias are overhyped.

I don't blame you, they've been around forever and haven't even released an album yet.
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cha33 armstrong
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Join date: Jan 2012
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#39
Quote by ozzyismetal
...that's not what harmonising is. Like, at all.

I know what harmonizing is im saying if the guitar tones are completly different whilst harmonizing notes it drives me crazy
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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mjones1992
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Join date: May 2008
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#40
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I know what harmonizing is im saying if the guitar tones are completly different whilst harmonizing notes it drives me crazy


But....why would this matter? it's like 2 different instruments harmonizing on a chord which happens in...well....90% of every song in existence.

I'm sorry that this drives you crazy, but maybe you should listen as if they were two different instruments rather then they should be the same and therefore sound like an overdub rather than two different musicians playing a harmony together.

incase unclear: you should listen to it like the way I put the second option in the final statement...wow...too many IPAs tonight...
Last edited by mjones1992 at May 6, 2013,