#1
Alright, here's the deal.

My girlfriend and I are gonna be travelling around the world soon. We're trying to do it in 30 days or less.

What I need to know is how many of you UGers are willing to put us up for a night or two. I got me a map of the world and a bunch of thumb tacks to mark the towns where you all live and are willing to let us stay.

After I get all my invitations from you, I'll string the cities and towns together and work on our itinerary.

Just so you know, I'm a real cool dood and my girlfriend is pretty hawt!

Ok, go ahead and let me know who you are and where you live. We'll be seeing you soon!

Thanks in advance!
#3
That's not "huge" at all, you ****ing fag


You wanna come to my city, go to a bloody hotel like everyone else
#4
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#5
I feel like you're just going to have sex at all these nice UGers houses and not even offer us sloppy seconds
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#6
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Just so you know, I'm a real cool dood and my girlfriend is pretty hawt!

Do we get to have sex with her? If not, I'm not interested.


Also, from what I remember of your threads, I don't really like you anyway.
#7
Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Hi, my name is Jason.

Wanna be friends?

Can I shack up at your place on my epic around the world journey?

I'm gonna even make a cool YouTube video documenting our adventure. You too could be in it!
#8
you can stay at my place if i get to fuck yr girlfriend
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#9
Yeah unless I get to fuck your girl in the ass with a spatula I don't think I'll have you round
#11
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Do we get to have sex with her? If not, I'm not interested.


Also, from what I remember of your threads, I don't really like you anyway.


I had no idea that anyone actually read those things!
#12
Stay in hostels, bud.
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#14
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you can stay at my place if i get to fuck yr girlfriend


Sorry, but Indiana is not anywhere near where I'll be travelling.

Get a new place to live.
#15
A trip around the world isn't huge. A trip around the moon, now that would be huge.
#16
Yeah most people who go travelling either stay at hotels or stay with friends they know in real life. You could try and find some kind of deal where you go to X amount of destinations and have a percentage knocked off your accommodation.
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#17
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Sorry, but Indiana is not anywhere near where I'll be travelling.

Get a new place to live.


you know what, don't worry about it

i'll find you


i'm gonna bang your girlfriend bro

you gotta accept it, it's just what's gonna happen
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#18
yeah man you and your girl can crash at my place and we'll get drunk from my best scotch and i'll show you around in the morning wherever you want to go man


oh no wait a minute i don't know you
#19
There's a community for this already, couchsurfers or something like that

You might find more interest there if you just want to meet people and travel, though they probably won't play the guitar much
#21
umm...
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That's not "huge" at all, you ****ing fag
yeah, that.

It doesn't matter how cool of a dude you are, it's just not a natural thing to go around asking. Especially when nobody here even knows you.

Hell, I'll bet if you even asked your FB friends, they'd feel the same. You'd be lucky to get 3 or 4.
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#22
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Why don't you guys just crash at youth hostels.

That'll be great until he gets to the first world.
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#23
Sure, lemme give you my address.
At first, it might look like an old run down apartment in the bad side of town, and you may see a bunch of homeless people doing meth and poking around dead bodies, but I assure you it's the right place.
For protection though, I have a password you have to shout so I know you're good and I can let you in. It's "open up, this is the police!"

I'll be waiting.