Poll: What is it?
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View poll results: What is it?
Feminine
0 0%
Neither
49 56%
Neither, but still douchey
22 25%
Bananas don't wear glasses what is this
16 18%
Voters: 87.
#1
Banana friends, I need your profound opinions on this matter:

Is wearing your glasses hanging from your shirt meant more for women than men?

Example:


I used to do it in the summer where I didn't have anywhere to put them. But then my bananas irl told me it was a girl thing, because of the breasts.

Is this true?
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#2
What are you talking about?

No
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#4
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#5
Yes.

Also, glasses are for girls too.
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#6
I hang my sunglasses from my shirt if i have no free pockets, i am kind of aware that it makes me look slightly douchey, but it's practical.
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#8
Men and women can do it, but because women have a physical excuse, it's douchey when men do it.

Can't believe that idiot still genuinely believes that.
#10
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i hang my glasses from my penis

it's a man thing


I can't do it with mine

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#14
I've seen both men and women do it. I do it occasionally if I forget to take them off when I get out of the car and I can't be bothered unlocking it again to put them back inside.
#16
for girls? no...it's for people who enjoy having their sunglasses in a conventient place and to not get crushed in their pocket


go eat 5 bananas and chug a bottle of 7up
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#17
Ive never seen a girl do it but ive seen plenty of guys do it, why is there only a poll option for feminine or neither?
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#18
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for girls? no...it's for people who enjoy having their sunglasses in a conventient place and to not get crushed in their pocket

This. It actually makes more sense for guys to do it because they rarely have a bag they can put them in.
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#20
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I don't put my glasses in my shirt because boobs. It feels uncomfortable.

I think the idea is that glasses would lower your neckline, thereby showing more cleavage.


The problem is, I don't think most women hang their glasses. If anything, they'd simply put them in their purse.
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I think the idea is that glasses would lower your neckline, thereby showing more cleavage.


The problem is, I don't think most women hang their glasses. If anything, they'd simply put them in their purse.

If you want to show cleavage then wear a shirt that shows cleavage. Idk it just feels weird when my shirt is pulled down in a way it's not meant to - either shows more than I intended, or looks weird because the fabric is not meant to be pulled on and then you get this stupid wrinkle in the middle of the shirt's neck and i find it very unattractive.

Also if you forget your glasses are there and you hug someone....actually that happened to me yesterday, and my entire chest area cramped up when my glasses stabbed me and I couldn't let go, which was slightly awkward because it was a courtesy hug with someone I had met just that morning and now his ego has been inflated a lot more than it needs to be.!
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#22
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If you want to show cleavage then wear a shirt that shows cleavage. Idk it just feels weird when my shirt is pulled down in a way it's not meant to - either shows more than I intended, or looks weird because the fabric is not meant to be pulled on and then you get this stupid wrinkle in the middle of the shirt's neck and i find it very unattractive.

Also if you forget your glasses are there and you hug someone....actually that happened to me yesterday, and my entire chest area cramped up when my glasses stabbed me and I couldn't let go, which was slightly awkward because it was a courtesy hug with someone I had met just that morning and now his ego has been inflated a lot more than it needs to be.!

Well...ignore him for a few days or something, lol. Not really. I don't know.

But yeah, I get the general idea that women don't really prefer having glasses there. Boobs are kind of a thing there already.
#23
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Well...ignore him for a few days or something, lol. Not really. I don't know.

But yeah, I get the general idea that women don't really prefer having glasses there. Boobs are kind of a thing there already.

haha yeah I don't really care about him. I'm just scared it'll happen again, it was so horribly painful

Actually some people put their glasses there to draw attention to their boobs. Kinda like putting money in your bra instead of a purse I guess?
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#24
My buddy does it, and I normally give him a little chirp about it. I only wear sunglasses outside of my car when I'm stoned and want to hide the fact that I'm stoned though (like I'm doing right now). So this isn't really an issue I wrestle with on a day to day basis.

I'd say it's a bit lame, but not incredibly. I'd personally avoid it but I wouldn't seriously judge somebody for doing it. Gotta do what you've gotta do sometimes.
#25
mark holcomb does it and he's a dream so shove off TS
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#27
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haha yeah I don't really care about him. I'm just scared it'll happen again, it was so horribly painful

Yeah, I'm sure. If I understand it right, having something like that shoved against your breasts is akin to a man having something like that shoved against his balls.

Actually some people put their glasses there to draw attention to their boobs. Kinda like putting money in your bra instead of a purse I guess?

I would think putting anything in your bra would be uncomfortable...

I mean, isn't it a very sensitive area?
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#28
It looks a million times less douchey than resting them on top of your head, or even worse, around the back of your head Guy Fieri style.
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#29
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Yeah, I'm sure. If I understand it right, having something like that shoved against your breasts is akin to a man having something like that shoved against his balls.


I would think putting anything in your bra would be uncomfortable...

I mean, isn't it a very sensitive area?

Not really. The nipple is, but when stashing money it's usually only notes on the side of the bra is is about as sensitive as any other bit of skin (although periods can make them sore in general). It's not like they keep coins in there

I usually hang sunglasses from my neckline, but only if I'm wearing a top that isn't high necked (ie. not a traditional tshirt, but a vest or tank top) I don't find it irritating as it hands in the space between my breasts and is very convenient alternative to carrying a case so that they don't get broken in my handbag.
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#30
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Not really. The nipple is, but when stashing money it's usually only notes on the side of the bra is is about as sensitive as any other bit of skin (although periods can make them sore in general). It's not like they keep coins in there

Well, ok. Fair points, lol.
#31
That guy is already wearing glasses why does he have a second pair in his shirt
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#32
I have glasses hanging from my shirt as I write this.
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#33
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That guy is already wearing glasses why does he have a second pair in his shirt


the ones on his dumb face are sunglasses, the ones in his shirt are his prescription glasses.
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