#1
I want you all to know that I figured it out.

When Breaking Bad ends this fall its going to end with Walter White (Bryan Cranston) going into the witness protection program. This is going to be the start of Malcolm in the Middle.

You heard it here first, bitches!
#2
Except he's about 30 years younger in Malcolm in the Middle. Plus this is like the millionth time I've heard this joke.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
not very delicious copypasta
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#4
oldest joke evuuuur
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
Just go away.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line