#1
Metal: I can't rhyme with corpse
Rock: I can't rhyme with purple
Rap: I can't rhyme with police
Country: I can't rhyme with pickup truck
Pop: Screw it, I'll just rhyme the same word with itself
#2
Ok.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#4
If it don't rhyme, it ain't worth the time
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Quote by Will23guitar
Metal: I can't rhyme with corpse
Rock: I can't rhyme with purple
Rap: I can't rhyme with police
Country: I can't rhyme with pickup truck
Pop: Screw it, I'll just rhyme the same word with itself


**** it, I give up
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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^ I'm sorry your highness I forgot that I'm subhuman. . .

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Normani
Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Last edited by zgr0826 at May 7, 2013,
#6
"Me not working hard? / Yea right picture that with a kodak / And better yet, go to times square / Take a picture of me with a kodak" -Pitbull
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
Will23guitar: I can't make funny threads.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
snazz, I don't think anyone is as good at the Joshua Garcia lines than you are. Bravo, good sir.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
I would like to ask you, Will23Guitar, what the purpose of this thread is. I've been thinking about it for a couple of minutes, and I just can't come up with any reason why this thread needed to be made. Care to enlighten me?
#14
Quote by Joshua Garcia
snazz, I don't think anyone is as good at the Joshua Garcia lines than you are. Bravo, good sir.


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#15
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sorry blake, I'll behave myself
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
"Me not working hard? / Yea right picture that with a kodak / And better yet, go to times square / Take a picture of me with a kodak" -Pitbull


I swear there's a line in this song that goes something like "I'll make you my princess/and make love to your anus"
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
yo **** tha police
no justice no peace
they got me face down in tha middle of the street niqqa




#19
Quote by sloppyjoe24
whores kinda rhymes with corpse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxqzNbcj1d8
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#20
Quote by sloppyjoe24
whores kinda rhymes with corpse.


Bro has sexhavin really broken up because everything is kind of a joke and its straight up messing with me.
#21
Metal: I can't rhyme with corpse ****************17JmN6f
Rock: I can't rhyme with purple ****************13qVdbQ
Rap: I can't rhyme with police ****************YrIuF5
Country: I can't rhyme with pickup truck ****************12dhvwa
Pop: Screw it, I'll just rhyme the same word with itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCyOWLrRTE

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#22
Quote by sloppyjoe24
whores kinda rhymes with corpse.

No it doesn't.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#25
It's not that hard finding something that rhymes with truck...

ALSO:

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle

And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy

cle
REGGIE
Last edited by LeakyFlask at May 7, 2013,
#26
They call me the
Rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not cuz I got birds on my back
Because I'm horny
Horny.
#27
Gr8 thred m8
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#29
I like to **** bitches
that are uglier than witches
It's practically a business
Put me down in Guinness
-OG Macashmack
#31
Goats are like mushrooms,
If you shoot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters.
Guitars:
ESP Horizon NT-II
Schecter Jeff Loomis 7 string
Ibanez RG370DXGP2
Some cheap Cort Acoustic

Amps:
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60

Effects:
Line 6 Pod HD500

Keyboard/Piano:
Yamaha YDP161 Arius Digital Piano
#32
Quote by Spaztikko
Can we have a continuous freestyle rap thread?

Only if you make it yourself
Go for it
#37
im from the ghetto, the ghetto, the ghetto, ghetto, the ghetto, the ghetto, the ghetto, ghetto