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#1
I drove past IKEA a few days ago and noticed that my life has been a lot less Swedish lately.


Where the hell is he?
#4
RIP
daytripper75

Bullieve


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#6
Actually, I'm more curious where Pagan is.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Even the mods stopped getting on his account.
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#9
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He's doing some archaeological stuff.


Is he still filming Indiana Jones 5?
#10
He's in Sweden. Posts on FB occasionally.
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#12
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Has he...


Has he left us?


School mostly. Guess he's busy.
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#13
I thought he died? He was an old, old man

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#14
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School mostly. Guess he's busy.


School? What does he think he is? This is the pit goddamn it!

If we doesn't show up soon we have to appoint someone as our new Swede.

The New Kensai.

Kensai 2.0
#17
Did he died?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18






#20
never was that funny anyway
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#21
I finally got him. He's currently in a jar on my mantle. I put a stick, a leaf, and some really nasty beer in his jar to simulate his natural environment.
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#22
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Actually, I'm more curious where Pagan is.


We share porn on FB all the time. Pagan loves jawbreakers
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#23
i know exactly what happened

the ikea people brainwashed kensai and so he got one of those high desk things so he had to stand to use the computer; something about it being good for your back or w/e

and now he doesn't come here no more because **** standing amirite

case closed
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#24
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Quote by Burgery
i know exactly what happened

the ikea people brainwashed kensai and so he got one of those high desk things so he had to stand to use the computer; something about it being good for your back or w/e

and now he doesn't come here no more because **** standing amirite

case closed

Or maybe Sweden was running out of cheap wood to make their desks, so they kidnapped Kensai and made him into a high desk thing. Sort of like how James Hetfield is the table, well Kensai is the desk.
#26
Now that I think of it I can think of a few people that are missing. Groups seem to come and go in the Pit from what I'v seen in my short tenure.
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The deadbeatS


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#27
More importantly whatever happened to all the commie/anarchists on UG like Kumanji, Zoot, and IrishPunk?
#28
Zoot went to another, significantly gayer forum. I forgot about Irish, I've no idea about him.

No clue who Kumanji is. Also, Kensai posts sometimes. Just far and few between.
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#33
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Zoot went to another, significantly gayer forum. I forgot about Irish, I've no idea about him.

No clue who Kumanji is. Also, Kensai posts sometimes. Just far and few between.


WHO THE **** SAYS THIS PHRASE LIKE THIS?!?!?
#34
Quote by eGraham
Zoot went to another, significantly gayer forum. I forgot about Irish, I've no idea about him.

No clue who Kumanji is. Also, Kensai posts sometimes. Just far and few between.

Irish is probably on Reddit.
#35
I have a (probably not going to happen) childhood dream of moving to one of the nordic countries. I think I asked Kensai about Sweden once or twice to just pick up some info about the place. This was months ago.

RIP Kensai
#36
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More importantly whatever happened to all the commie/anarchists on UG like Kumanji, Zoot, and IrishPunk?

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#37
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I finally got him. He's currently in a jar on my mantle. I put a stick, a leaf, and some really nasty beer in his jar to simulate his natural environment.

You asshole! After I nuked him that many times, you put him in a jar?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!!!
#39
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I thought he died? He was an old, old man



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#40
Probably banging amazon women
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