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#1
Hello. So i wana ask u guys, what kind of songs you play for a girl with a guitar?
#4
I cum blood

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#5
**** her gently - tenacious D
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#6
Rancid Amputation - Cannibal Corpse

Or some Tay Swift.
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#13
Jack Johnson and the like, whatever they request.

Although you can't go wrong with Bruce Springsteen - I'm on Fire
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#17
Anything by Seth Putnam, he's so awesome and br00tal, he is so brutal that his music isn't even music anymore (according to wikipedia definition of "music").
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Rancid Amputation - Cannibal Corpse

Or some Tay Swift.


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#20
Quit being a pansy ass and using your guitar to get some cunch. Either write her a song and sing it all falsetto and shit or play songs because you want to learn them, not because they'll score you some slop hole.
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#21
If she's got the guitar then you're not really gonna be able to play anything, are you?
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#24
Dudes, i play guitar for quite a while. No, she doesnt have a guitar, and yes she likes guys who play guitar, no, i dont really want to write a song, yes, i ask u to suggest me what to play for a girl, since i mainly play thrash, and she doesnt like metal, yes, i want to impress her (who wouldnt want to)
#27
You only need to know the chords to Wonderwall and any chick will **** you on the spot.
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#30
I'd play Sweet Child o Mine because it's a fun to play song that girls like to sing along to.

I once promised myself to never learn a song I don't like, and these G,C,Em,D songs that guys plays for girls make me physically ill So I don't know more "girl" songs.
Best of luck
#31
The girl - City and colour, seriously girls love that shit it is ridiculous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVHk4dc7yaE

Don't tremble - The low anthem, another great one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeA-jYDrZYQ


Or really any songs that they love
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#32
Caught in a Flood with the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad by I Hate Myself.


Guaranteed to get you some.
#33
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Although you can't go wrong with Bruce Springsteen - I'm on Fire

Fuc yeah, pedophilia!
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OKAY, SOME SERIOUS ANSWER HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qzVTQyjkEw
This is one of the most beautiful pieces ever written for guitar.

That's pretty boring, to be fair, but maybe TS likes boring girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsL3PG40a8
#35
SLAYER - I HATE YOU! -my favourite love song.
Nihilist - Endure the Pain
SLAYER - HERE COMES THE PAIN
SLAYER - IM GONNA BE YOUR GOD
Pantera - 5 Minutes alone
Motörhead - Bye Bye Bitch, Bye Bye
STEMM - Blood Soaked

Works best if you play it with a detuned acoustic and broken g string.
#36
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You only need to know the chords to Wonderwall and any chick will **** you on the spot.

I played wonderwall to a girl. She's now my girlfriend and we've been together just over a year and I get stinky fingers whenever I want. No word of a lie.
#37
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Dudes, i play guitar for quite a while. No, she doesnt have a guitar, and yes she likes guys who play guitar, no, i dont really want to write a song, yes, i ask u to suggest me what to play for a girl, since i mainly play thrash, and she doesnt like metal, yes, i want to impress her (who wouldnt want to)


You loser. Play her some damn thrash if you are a thrasher! If she doesn't like it, find someone who does. I've tried to be all cheesy and stuff with girls and it doesn't work. Now I've found a hot one and we're currently planning on going to a festival this summer to see testament, kreator and bolt thrower.
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#38
Whatever song has her name as the title. There's bound to be at least one.
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#39
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You loser. Play her some damn thrash if you are a thrasher! If she doesn't like it, find someone who does. I've tried to be all cheesy and stuff with girls and it doesn't work. Now I've found a hot one and we're currently planning on going to a festival this summer to see testament, kreator and bolt thrower.


Yes i know, kinda sounds stupid but thrash wont impress her
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