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#1
What's black, white and red all over?

...

...


A dead penguin.


gogogogooggoo
Most of the important things


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#2
Ooh, I know this one! It's a zebra in a blender!
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#5
a newspaper in a blender
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#6
If you weren't a mod this would be spam.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#7
Quote by Nelsean
What's black, white and red all over?

Axel in his spare time

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#8
Quote by ryan_nadon
If you weren't a mod this would be spam.


ryan_nadon in a blender
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#9
Kevin and Todd Hart bathing in cherry Jell-o.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
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If you weren't a mod this would be spam.

If you were a mod this wouldn't be spam.

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ryan_nadon in a blender

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#13
Quote by OneHappyCamper
So now, what's liquid, brown, and doesn't take kindly to fire?


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#15
What's brown and stickier?

Parcel Tape.



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#17
What's orange, wet, and round all over?
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#19
Quote by Nelsean
What's orange, wet, and round all over?

A wet orange.

EDIT: Ron Weasley's ballsack when Harry's done sucking it.
#21
Quote by Nelsean
What's orange, wet, and round all over?

Post-coitus Snookie.

What's big, purple, and inappropriate for children?
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
What's yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Quote by ErikLensherr
Post-coitus Snookie.

What's big, purple, and inappropriate for children?


Barney the Masturbatory Dinosaur
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#24
Quote by Nelsean
What's black, white and red all over?

...

...


A dead penguin.


gogogogooggoo



OH NO YOU DINT.





GONNA JACK YOU UP BRAH.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#25
come at me bro.

what comes at me bro, and doesnt afraid of anything?
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#27
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28
Quote by Nelsean
come at me bro.

what comes at me bro, and doesnt afraid of anything?


Your brother's badass boyfriend who is an ex-marine, sas, navy seal, delta force, rogue squadron, samurai, marxist & bounty hunter?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#29
Quote by theguitarist
Your brother's badass boyfriend who is an ex-marine, sas, navy seal, delta force, rogue squadron, samurai, marxist & bounty hunter?


Dont ask dont tell policy was a good thing then.
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#30
Michael Jackson eating out a girl on her period while she is standing.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#31
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
Michael Jackson eating out a girl on her period while she is standing.


Is MJ white here with a black chick, or other way round?

It is the difference between if the girl is a child or not...
"I have good eye-sight, insight, and foresight. How could an
intelligent hare make such a silly mistake?"
#32

For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#33
I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof the other day

I was shocked when I found out
#34
Three blind mice walk into a door.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#36
Quote by ManInTheBox14
I only came here because I realized that "lolwut" upside-down looks like "lolmnt."


holy shit
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#37
what the ****.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#38
Quote by ManInTheBox14
I only came here because I realized that "lolwut" upside-down looks like "lolmnt."

My mind exploded.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#39
shit,

That's my night done. downhill from here.

goodnight.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
Quote by ManInTheBox14
I only came here because I realized that "lolwut" upside-down looks like "lolmnt."

how did you even
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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