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#1
So here is the plan:
We form a band consisting of every willing pit user. It'll be a desert sessions sort of thing where different people work on each song.
Suggested name: The Joshua Garcias
Suggested logo:


I don't feel like we should stick to a single genre or anything, just let it happen

I'm happy to organise stuff but I don't have to be a boss or anything. This is soviet UG after all.

List of people:
snazz
Joshua Garcia (you have no choice in the matter)
yoman
NJBB
stepco
crazysam
musicforyou17
muffinduck
K'Nuckles
not ian
chev311e
DisarmGoliath
snipelfritz
ryan_nadon
spaztikko/doge
supersaz
slipknot5678
CoreysMonster
Tempoe
frankv
jebbe9696
ometh
korinaflyingv
Deliriumbassist
mtshark
jjfeu662
goest
AtaBorMan
TheTee56
Zordon
k.lainad
Last edited by captainsnazz at May 11, 2013,
#5
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#7
Quote by captainsnazz
Suggested name: The Joshua Garcias

Liking it already.

List of people:
snazz
Joshua Garcia (you have no choice in the matter)

I don't have all them fancy recording things though.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
This is going to be the worst thing to ever happen to music.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
Quote by captainsnazz
Do we have a lyricist here?

I will consider it, but don't expect much if I agree.
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#12
Quote by theogonia777
This is going to be the worst thing to ever happen to music.

Then we might as well make it hilarious.

Count me in.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#13
And yes, I'm in. As long as I get sex, of course. I want lots of dirty slut anal sex with groupies. Otherwise, I'm out.
#14
in

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Stay classy, pit.
Last edited by N_J_B_B at May 9, 2013,
#15
Quote by captainsnazz
ftfy
gradients, yo
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at May 9, 2013,
#16
Hmm... well I could contribute with some-

Actually, you know what? Scratch that, I'd rather not get myself murdered.
#17
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna dine
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 9, 2013,
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna die
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!



Now I thought it was gonna be shit, but honestly that is pretty good. I laughed
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#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.



Where it says "You're gonna die", it should say "You're gonna dine". Makes it more cheesy.
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna die
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!

Beautiful. ;_;

Can we just turn this into a spoof song album?
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#22
Quote by theogonia777
This is going to be the worst thing to ever happen to music.


Maybe, but then again you might end up releasing something of your own one day.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Where it says "You're gonna die", it should say "You're gonna dine". Makes it more cheesy.

I like it. Done and done.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna dine
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!

;_;
This is why you are Joshua Garcia
#25
How is this different from the UG albums I see big threads for that I never click on?
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#27
Quote by muffinduck01
Beautiful. ;_;

Can we just turn this into a spoof song album?


It can be anything. Really. It's not confined to one album either. Just collaborating with UGers to make whatever music you want. Funny, serious, whatever. Doesn't have to be a particular genre either. Once there are enough songs, there will being a compiling of what will fit best together on an album, lay it out, mix/master it and boom. The rest will be compiled on to future albums later on.

Also, can't help music wise, but if anyone needs another lyricist, I'll be open for that.
#29
This is just gonna be pure fun and balls to the wall madness.

I also say we make an effort to actually promote this outside UG. Like, make a FB/Twitter/Bandcamp/YouTube/Etc
#30
I don't really get this, but I'm in

So like, I just have to make a song and then post it ITT?
Last edited by chev311e at May 9, 2013,
#32
This sounds... interesting. I'm in, pending further details.

P.S Can the first song be called 'AxelFox Ian (with a big, furry dildo)' ?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#33
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna dine
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!

I had to stop reading that because I'm in the break room at work and as chuckling like an imbecile.

But I might be a part in some capacity. My recording abilities are pretty limited though.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#34
So is this a Missy Elliott cover band?
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#36
Quote by lolmnt
So is this a Missy Elliott cover band?

If by Missy Elliott you mean Mouserat, then yes.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well, I do have this one song written out. It's essentially Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome To The Jungle', except the jungle is a waffle house. I literally wrote this when I was like, 14, so yeah, it's gonna be pretty stupid.

Welcome to the waffle house
We've got funnel cakes
We've got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can fry
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We've got extra cheese

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I wanna watch you feast

Welcome to the waffle house
We bake it day by day
If you want it we're gonna fee
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste my eggs and cheese
But you won't get them for free
In the waffle house
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the waffle house
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to eat like an animal
With the waffles that we bake
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take my seat

In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
I'm gonna watch you feast

Here's your bacon burger,
Please drive around, around, around, around!

Waffle!

You know where you are
You're in the waffle house baby
You're gonna dine
In the wafflehouse
Welcome to the wafflehouse
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Try my, my, my, my cuisine
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order, pl, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, lease, please.
In the waffle house
Welcome to the waffle house
Can I take your order
It's gonna bring you down!


WHAT?

Edit: I can't really record, But seeing as I am UG'S Joshua Garcia, I must take part.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at May 9, 2013,
#38
Quote by lolmnt
So is this a Missy Elliott cover band?


It should actually be more of a Missy Elliott Smith mashup band.
#39
Quote by DisarmGoliath
This sounds... interesting. I'm in, pending further details.

P.S Can the first song be called 'AxelFox Ian (with a big, furry dildo)' ?



Only if the chorus is "AxelFox and Ian in a room! With a big, furry dildo!", sang in a James Hetfield voice.
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