#1
Friends are drunk I can't take their car and no food is within 4.5 miles. Who delivers food at this time of night?
#2
You live someplace where there is no food within 4.5 miles?

lol, nobody is delivering now.

Maybe if you lived in a big city, but no, you're ****ed.
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#3
Why don't you and your friends all eat each other.

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#4
I don't know about delivery, but I hear your mom eats out at this time of night.

(I know, It's a stretch.)
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#5
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You live someplace where there is no food within 4.5 miles?

lol, nobody is delivering now.

Maybe if you lived in a big city, but no, you're ****ed.

lol 3rd world


You could be on a farm or something in the middle of nowhere in England and there would still be something on just-eat that would deliver delicious food to you.
#6
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lol 3rd world


You could be on a farm or something in the middle of nowhere in England and there would still be something on just-eat that would deliver delicious food to you.

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#9
Isn't the point of delivery that you don't have to go to the place in the middle of the night? Like who orders delivery in the daytime
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#10
Looks like it's time for you to open your refrigerator, look inside to find nothing, only to come back to the refrigerator 5 minutes later to check if anything looks delicious.
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#11
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lol 3rd world


You could be on a farm or something in the middle of nowhere in England and there would still be something on just-eat that would deliver delicious food to you.

Nope.

I just went on there and put in my (English) postcode, says:

"Sorry, there are no restaurants delivering to this area"
#13
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Nobody delivers to Newcastle because nobody wants to be anywhere near Newcastle

Good job I didnt live anywhere near Newcastle then, isnt it
#15
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Isn't the point of delivery that you don't have to go to the place in the middle of the night? Like who orders delivery in the daytime

you know, for dinner. its just getting dark, you are comfy/tired, and you dont want to cook or drive to obtain your delicious foodstuffs.
#17
Is there like, no fridge?
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#18
god i'd love mcdonald's would deliver, if anyone knows a place in the whole world where they do, tell me, i'll move in in a heartbeat
#20
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I believe they do in Singapore.

And a couple of other Asian countries. I remember ErikLensherr saying they used to deliver where he lives or something too.
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#21
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god i'd love mcdonald's would deliver, if anyone knows a place in the whole world where they do, tell me, i'll move in in a heartbeat

They deliver in the middle east too, I've never been /forced/ to go to maccy d's if I didn't want to, just call em up and bam delivery.
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#23
Jimmy Johns.
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#25
Pretty sure most pizza delivery places deliver past 12.

Can't see your local superstore wanting to deliver food to your door though.
#27
Slightly related matter. I broke a stool in some arab dude's pizza shop and then ran away with my burger when he demanded payment for it. Good old booze.
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#28
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Mcdonalds delivers all in NYC, too bad I hate it


Only in Manhattan. Not in the outer boroughs.
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