#1
Can't think of a good title for this...

You seen this ad? It's probably been around for a while but it was in my AP English textbook.



Also this:


I don't get it.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#3
Those were in a textbook that I had to pay like $80 for. Why?

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You have ads in your textbooks?


Murcah
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#4
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You had to PAY for a textbook?



etc etc


I honestly cannot remember where the book came from. All I know is other kids were complaining about buying those expensive things and not using them.

Also:

Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#5
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You had to PAY for a textbook?



etc etc



Paying for books and manuals in uni is commonplace.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#6
really, adverts in a textbook?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
wait, you pay for textbooks in high school?
uni I can understand, but wat
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
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Literally got the only 3 textbooks I've needed for free in the first year of my course. There's recommended reading, sure, but I've never had to buy anything.

My sister is a doing a master's degree in language and she's probably spent over £2000 of her grant buying reading materials alone. She's had to spend so much money because she needs to read so many books and most are out of print, therefore rare.
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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#9
I hope she scanned that shit and uploaded it to the internetland
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
Mods can edit titles, right? If so, have fun, you guys.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#12
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Exactly.

You are the worst troll there is.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#13
That Chinese lady would get it.
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#14
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Has she heard of ebooks or the Gutenberg project?

They're often very old books that aren't transposed on google.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#15
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On the other hand, your name contains nads.

trolololololololo
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came