If Europe had the hunger games and each country had to sent two people...

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#3
Vatican City would send two gladiators. So there's that.
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Definitely somewhere Eastern European. The rest of you went soft.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say Germany. We almost had the whole continent until Russia had to get involved. Third time's the charm yo.
#7
Some country from Scandinavia. Gotta take sides with family and all that jazz.

I know that France will lose for sure though.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say Germany. We almost had the whole continent until Russia had to get involved. Third time's the charm yo.

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Aren't you Canadian?
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Aren't you Canadian?


Nah, I'm half German half Portuguese living in Scotland at the moment. I lived 7 years in Canada though.

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Vatican City would send two gladiators. So there's that.


How? Vatican is guarded by Swiss Mercs. They were never Gladiators there, they lived in Ancient Rome.
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Based on what I remember of 19th century European history, I'm going to say Montenegro.
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Is this a pre or post independence referendum battle royale?
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How? Vatican is guarded by Swiss Mercs. They were never Gladiators there, they lived in Ancient Rome.

I thought that the colosseum was still within the bounds of vatican city and they have gladiators outside to take pictures with but its been a long time since i've been there so i'm probably wrong. so italy would win with coolness.
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#14
It'd be the Russian male.

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If you're on about Scotland then Scotland's a country, the UK is not. Plonker.
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If you're on about Scotland then Scotland's a country, the UK is not. Plonker.

well not according to eurovision, which this is just an improved version of
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It'd be the Russian male.


If you're on about Scotland then Scotland's a country, the UK is not. Plonker.


Since when is Russia Europe?
#21
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It'd be the Russian male.


If you're on about Scotland then Scotland's a country, the UK is not. Plonker.


Could be talking about the for Europe in 2017?
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we should just make the eurovision contestants fight
then Bonnie would stand a chance
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Since when is Russia Europe?


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#26
Terrible map, bro.
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In that vein, so is Morroco, Tunisia and Algeria. Nobody wants Turkey. Not even Turkey wants the EU.
#29
Google "what continent is Russa" and you'll have your answer
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#31
finland obvs
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#32
The United States would come in and save everybody again.

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America.


Last time I checked, America wasn't in Europe.

Typical 'merican. Thinking they are better than everyone else.
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#34
Russia, obviously. Western Europe would then have to come together to no avail and then call a certain country across the Atlantic to save them.
#35
definitely one of those financially troubled nations




#36
Finland.
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#37
Loving all the yanks saying, they'll save us from Russia. Haven't you Merican's been pissing your pants because of them for the last 50 years?
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#39
I have to agree with henrihell. Finland would probably win. They fought russia and won before in the winter war with the best sniper in history who killed over 705 people.
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America.

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if this is anything like the last time everyone in europe sent people to fight

the US would probably win

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