If America had the Hunger Games and each state had to send two people...

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#1
Who would win?


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#2
West Virginia.
They can't count.
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#3
Texas.
No competition.
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West Virginia.
They can't count.

Fun fact: When picking any two potential participants from West Virginia, one will always end up with relatives.
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#5
New Jersey, because they have the hell-on-earth training ground of Camden.
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#9
Well where is the Arena?

Lets get some details here.

If it is in Alaskian Wilderness in winter, I ain't takin' no Texan.
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#11
canada
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Well where is the Arena?

Lets get some details here.

If it is in Alaskian Wilderness in winter, I ain't takin' no Texan.


The classic Hunger Games arena. A dense forest.
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#13
Hamilton.
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#14
New York because master race
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#15
Wisconsin, randomly murdering people in the forest for no particular reason just seems to be our forte.
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New York because master race

New Yorkers would starve to death waiting for a non-existent cab.
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New York because master race


Ain't no uppity sons of bitches from NY gonna win this
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#18
Kentucky, specifically the Appalachian region. I found the perfect pair too!

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Wisconsin, randomly murdering people in the forest for no particular reason just seems to be our forte.

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#20
Well Rhode Island is automatically out. So is California and Flordia. Also Wyoming. I think Delaware.
#21
Why is California out? If anything we are the most diverse out of all the states. We cover all terrain
#22
Michigan.

They just need to pick two random people from Detroit.
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Michigan.

They just need to pick two random people from Detroit.

Having lived across from Detroit for 20 years before I moved here, and having visited many times, I can say that they would not survive. I mean, they can barely survive in their own city lol.
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Well Rhode Island is automatically out. So is California and Flordia. Also Wyoming. I think Delaware.

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#28
Its not possible to know who would win an imaginary game. Plus the hunger games is sooooo gay.
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Its not possible to know who would win an imaginary game. Plus the hunger games is sooooo gay.

Yes, a sequence of gender-free words written in ink on a piece of paper is homosexual!

I'm not actually American so I have nothing else to contribute here.
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Louisiana
As long as there's some kind of swamp/bog in the forest.

What if there's not?

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What if there's not?

Then they wouldn't have any mud to convert into "cajun cuisine."
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