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#1
I'd be Splinter.

Why?

- 'Cause I stay underground

- It hurts when I give you the wood

How about you?

(If you don't like rap and aren't funny, don't bother. Axelfox, this isn't the thread for you)
#2
Axelfux
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#3
California.


But you'd pronounce it kaylee 4 neye ah. Just to troll stupid white girls.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
Tohilwifu

or

Momentosis
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
Chocolate Thunduh
Quote by kaptkegan
Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#12
Chinky T

Because my friends call me it.

Because I have asian eyes.

And racism.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Lil' Tiny


u'd haf 2 no my homees to understand dat steez, ya fill me?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#19
Joshua McGeezy
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
JA KE Remark. Trill the R. Add some B-B-B_Braaaa (trilled Rs again) Finish with a niggaaaaaaa!

Accidentally discovered my rap name by putting a space between my name in the credits of a movie I was working on. Called it my rap name then had the epiphany to switch my last name around because it spells Remark that way. It's amazing what ****ing up in school can do for your life.
#25
Swaggity Mc. swag
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#26
swaggot

nevermind, that's due's name

i forgot that's where i know the word "swaggot" from
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at May 12, 2013,
#29
Mine would have to be something like "Big Willy" or some other name that'll be a pun of my actual name and a stereotypical rap name.

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
California.


But you'd pronounce it kaylee 4 neye ah. Just to troll stupid white girls.


Before I even read how you'd pronounce it, I thought "Kaylee 4 neye ah".
Skip the username, call me Billy
#30
Charles Edwin-Isambard Eindhoven.

I will attract the more intellectual crowd.

(which may be hard considering this is rap music)
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
#31
dwayne "the rock" johnson

when i went to see spaceghostpurrp a while back a rapper from the area opened who called himself michael jackson. huh.
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Hail isn't too edgy for posts, posts are not edgy enough for Hail.


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You win. I'm done here.
#32
DJ SaltyTaint
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#33
X to tha Xi

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#34
Davros

cause i got a whole crew of exterminators

and i don't get out of my chair much.
#35
Quote by Xiaoxi
X to tha Xi


X Y Xi

Xibra

Hans Ximmer
Quote by Kevätuhri
Hail isn't too edgy for posts, posts are not edgy enough for Hail.


Quote by UseYourThumb
You win. I'm done here.
#37
Quote by Hail
X Y Xi

Xibra

Hans Ximmer

loool

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#38
Amadeus. Because i am more like the best composer ever than a rap artist.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
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