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#1
I'm starting to tire from being the only interesting person around here. Some of the absolutely shittiest threads on the whole internets are right here at our beloved website.

Pit-Tards, lets get this thing going. No more of the same nonsense.

YOU NEED TO BRING IT!

Find something funny, or interesting, or unusual and share it with the rest of us.

Or something.

I've said before and I'll say it again, what this place needs is a an enema!
#2
lol ego
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Go fly a kite, you irritating twat.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
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wkevrhqkwvel!!!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#9
I don';t even know who ts is.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#11
I'm just trying to encourage everyone to be a little better.

Take a look in the mirror.

Challenge yourself.
#12
See, the thing is, no one cares what you think about the pit nor will they change just for you. Like, if you honestly believe that, you must not be very bright.

Instead of caring how the pit behaves you should probably just get a life.

Also, you're not interesting just because you believe so. Believing so gives you the ego of a 12 year old. Again, lol ego.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 13, 2013,
#13
why are you doing shit all in the first place if you're so interesting?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#15
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Instead of caring how the pit behaves you should probably just get a life.

If the Pit were a club/organization/whatever with a physical office or something, this would probably be plastered right inside the entryway. Just to emphasize its truth.
#16
Quote by Joshua Garcia
See, the thing is, no one cares what you think about the pit nor will they change just for you. Like, if you honestly believe that, you must not be very bright.

Instead of caring how the pit behaves you should probably just get a life.



You seem to care enough to post in EVERY SINGLE THREAD I MAKE.


And I thank you. You make me giggle with your hate.
#17
The guy who writes the worst threads in the pit is challenging people to write better threads?
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Instead of caring how the pit behaves you should probably just get a life.
I'm not sure he's going to change any time soon if he's been dead for five years :rolling my eyes bro:
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#19
Quote by Malchius
The guy who writes the worst threads in the pit is challenging people to write better threads?

Irony is a weird bitch, man.
#20
I hope I can survive the Pit enema. I am too classy to leave this place.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#23
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
You seem to care enough to post in EVERY SINGLE THREAD I MAKE.
It's not really a matter of caring. More overall just pointing out the obvious. I come in your threads so that you are aware how bad your threads are.
And I thank you. You make me giggle with your hate.
Hate? You obviously don't know me well enough. I don't hate anyone, I just laugh at how much better I am than you.

And smarter. Because you must've been pretty stupid to pick up hate from any of that.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 13, 2013,
#24
I haven't ever seen you around here.

Stop bitching and do your own interesting thing instead of telling other people to do it.
Quote by willT08
Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#25
Quote by darkwolf291
The Pit sucks anymore.

I miss 08-10
Those were the good old days

I thought the same thing until I realized I probably only liked this place because I was 14 or 15, it's always sucked.
#26
Quote by Joshua Garcia
It's not really a matter of caring. More overall just pointing out the obvious. I come in your threads so that you are aware how bad your threads are.
Hate? You obviously don't know me well enough. I don't hate anyone, I just laugh at how much better I am than you.

And smarter. Because you must've been pretty stupid to pick up hate from any of that.


I wouldn't want to know you. You come off like a real douchebag most of the time. All I have ever gotten from anything you have ever posted is what kind of a ballbag you must be in real life.

Hate me yet?

Please, feel free to. I prefer that.
#28
Joshua Garcia is a bro.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#29
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I wouldn't want to know you. You come off like a real douchebag most of the time. All I have ever gotten from anything you have ever posted is what kind of a ballbag you must be in real life.

Hate me yet?

Please, feel free to. I prefer that.
Happily.

All hail Joshua Garcia!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#30
Attn! You people need to understand sarcasm and lame attempts at humoring myself.

Most of you really are fxcking ballbags.
#35
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I wouldn't want to know you. You come off like a real douchebag most of the time. All I have ever gotten from anything you have ever posted is what kind of a ballbag you must be in real life.

okay. You go ahead and believe that. It's not the truth, and thinking it is is pretty darn dumb, but whatever floats your boat.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Happily.

All hail Joshua Garcia!

I respect your tastes in RATT, Marty Friedman and Beethoven sir.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#37
Quote by soundgarden1986
No we all understand. It's just there isn't a single person alive that thinks you are funny or amusing in any way.


You take this shit WAAAYYYYY to serious, bro.
#38
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
You take this shit WAAAYYYYY to serious, bro.

Actually, I think you're taking it way too seriously.
#39
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I respect your tastes in RATT, Marty Friedman and Beethoven sir.
Why thank you, fine gentleman
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, I think you're taking it way too seriously.


Excuse me, good sir?

I have never taken anything seriously in my life, ever!
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