I'm currently in the process of making a crappy guitar slightly less crappy. I'm working on the neck right now and I measured the tuning holes to be 8mm. All of the places I've looked have 10mm tuners, but not 8mm. Does anybody know where I can buy some cheap 8mm tuners??

Where's Waldo?

I'd just drill them out to 10mm. Actually that's exactly what i've done with a similar project that so far has taken me a year to not get round to finishing haha.
www.guitarfetish.com has some

You can also drill them out like was said
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