#1
Help me decide what to get out of the vending machine here at work.

My choices are:

Kit Kats
Snickers
Twix
and M&Ms
#2
Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.
We're all alright!
#4
I'm hungry, too. How about I eat you TS, and then when you're inside of my belly, you can eat whatever is in there (some half-digested Cheez-Its, Special K brownie bites, and chow-mein noodles (the crunchy kind)).
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#5
Quote by theogonia777
I'm hungry, too. How about I eat you TS, and then when you're inside of my belly, you can eat whatever is in there (some half-digested Cheez-Its, Special K brownie bites, and chow-mein noodles (the crunchy kind)).


I do like those crunchy chow mein noodles!
#6
Too little detail.

Kit Kats -WHAT TYPES AND HOW MANY FINGERS?
Snickers
Twix
and M&Ms - WHICH FLAVOURS?
#7
Quote by theogonia777
I'm hungry, too. How about I eat you TS, and then when you're inside of my belly, you can eat whatever is in there (some half-digested Cheez-Its, Special K brownie bites, and chow-mein noodles (the crunchy kind)).

That's silly. There's obviously someone else in your belly right now taking all the good stuff before TS.
We're all alright!
#8
Quote by Mathedes
That's silly. There's obviously someone else in your belly right now taking all the good stuff before TS.


Unfortunately, there is not.
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#10
My breakfast on March 4th.
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#11
This is stepping your game up?


Snickers and a an enema.
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#14
Quote by macashmack
How about you be a real ****ing man and get some real ****ing food and not a ****ing candy bar.


I didnt know eating M&Ms made me less of a man.

Thanks, dad!
#15
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I didnt know eating M&Ms made me less of a man.

Thanks, dad!

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#16
Quote by Mathedes
Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.


This says everything I would've said, only better.
#17
A Twix has two bars: That's 2 bars

A Twix has chocolate, caramel, and biscuit: That's 3 ingredients

2 x 3 = 6

By doing simple math, you can determine that a Twix has more than enough inside them to fill you up til tea time
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#21
Quote by hriday_hazarika
Snickers are terrible, get Twix.

Overwhelm yourself in the nauseatingly sweet stickiness.

This penguin/space lion knows whatsup
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#22
So far, I've dropped $3 in the machine and have eaten two Snickers and drank a Mt Dew.

Breakfast fit for an Olympian!
#23
Quote by Jackal58
This is stepping your game up?


Snickers and a an enema.


i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
So far, I've dropped $3 in the machine and have eaten two Snickers and drank a Mt Dew.

Breakfast fit for an Olympian!

Now if only the vending machine sold enemas...
#31
Quote by kthxbi
he could always shake up a mountain dew and insert



See Pit,

This is exactly what I meant when I challenged all of you to step your game up.

Brave to you, good sir!
#33
Quote by kthxbi
he could always shake up a mountain dew and insert
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#34
This is exactly why you waste food and feel ill eating left overs, TS. Eating packaged sweets is a terrible habit, will ruin your appetite and give you unreasonable expectations for the shelf-life of other foods.
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#35
Get them all and grind them all into a powder and snort it
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#36
**** I didn't that to post new and interesting threads all we had to do was ask each other what to pick out of vending machines. Maybe I'll ask everyone if I should a have a cup of coffee or if I should make a sandwich.