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#1
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#2
Your rich, tasty courage.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
I dont trust any news source that claims to be "independent" and is NOT from America.

I can't even tell if that was sarcastic. Was it?
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit." - George Carlin
#6
Quote by LazyHardRocker
I can't even tell if that was sarcastic. Was it?


I don't normally respond to peoples that don't have an avatar.
#8
So, about this guy eating the heart of his enemy. I dont see anything "distasteful" about this behavior.
#10
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
So, about this guy eating the heart of his enemy. I dont see anything "distasteful" about this behavior.


You seriously need to "up yo' game"
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Quote by metacarpi
You seriously need to "up yo' game"

Stop worrying about me and take a look at yourself.
#12
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Stop worrying about me and take a look at yourself.


Just looked in the mirror, and as expected it was reflection perfection.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
That's just lovely.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#17
I fully support this mans act of eating opponents heart. As long as he burns the body with coins over the eyes. Bout time life has starting becoming movie like.
#18
No.

You don't understand.

Rebels are good.

They want to overthrow the stable but very evil government and the devil himself, Asad.

Don't believe what this media-source tells you.

Rebels are good, democracy FTW!!!!!!!!
#19
Quote by AmirT
No.

You don't understand.

Rebels are good.

They want to overthrow the stable but very evil government and the devil himself, Asad.

Don't believe what this media-source tells you.

Rebels are good, democracy FTW!!!!!!!!



I can see the good in anyone who eats another mans heart.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#21
Now that's what I call a heart attack.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#22
oh man thats badass its like the old shitty native movies i watched where some badass chief dude will just cut the heart out and show the dude his heart as he dies, crushes it in his hand. go rebels
#23
Quote by lolmnt
Now that's what I call a heart attack.

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#24
Makes me think about that Cannibal-war thingy documentary that popped up around here a while ago.
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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


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oh **** you
#25
Not really helping the "give guns to the rebels" factions of the EU, is he.


fkin stupid kunt
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#26
Is your Coke hot? Eat their eyes to gain ice.
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Go ahead and spend your money, I don't care. It won't make you sound better.


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Sure upgrading your gear will make you sound better.


#27
I say we just put some boots on the ground and have a good ol' fashioned fascist hunt.
#28
Quote by AmirT
No.

You don't understand.

Rebels are good.

They want to overthrow the stable but very evil government and the devil himself, Asad.

Don't believe what this media-source tells you.

Rebels are good, democracy FTW!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I think things are going to turn around pretty quickly from that point of view. This guy clearly doesn't realize that the U.S. was probably relatively close to aiding the rebels. Now, no ****ing way, we'll leave him in the shit storm he's made.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#29
Quote by snipelfritz
Yeah, I think things are going to turn around pretty quickly from that point of view. This guy clearly doesn't realize that the U.S. was probably relatively close to aiding the rebels. Now, no ****ing way, we'll leave him in the shit storm he's made.


No way, give these folks some serious firepower, I like their style!!

Only thing better would be if they would start putting the heads of slain Assad flunkies on pikes and displaying them in the streets!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#30
This is how we win the war. We send in soldiers with HIV.

Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I dont trust any news source that claims to be "independent" and is NOT from America.
America is a country where Stephen Colbert Report can be taken more seriously than actual news stations.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Igor Stravinsky


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#31
What a LAD. #TopBANTZ
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#33
Quote by snipelfritz
Yeah, I think things are going to turn around pretty quickly from that point of view. This guy clearly doesn't realize that the U.S. was probably relatively close to aiding the rebels. Now, no ****ing way, we'll leave him in the shit storm he's made.


**** **** you your just a terorist i saw this on fox news **** you democrasy usa for the' wibn kill all arabs israel <3 usa for ever
#34
Any attempt to stop him would've been in vein.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#37
Does not being upset about this make me a bad person?
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#39
I wonder if he had a hearty breakfast.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
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