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#1
Well, it's two questions. The first one is a normal, interesting question. The second is really stupid.

First, who is in your opinion the most beautiful, attractive woman to you? Got it? Move on to the next question.

Second, if you could be in a relationship with her, however the only sexual contact you could have was for you to be her butthole licker and nothing more, would you do it?

For the first question, I dunno. Ellie Kemper is very pretty to me, and Natalie Wood back in like the '60s is a flawless to me. But nah, I wouldn't have that kind of relationship with them.
#2
I would happily lick Anna Kendrick's butthole for the rest of my life.
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#3
Angelina Jolie or Emma Stone? And maybe.
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#5
You wouldn't human centipede Ellie Kemper?
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#6
I knew this would be a thread about relationships/women just by seeing who posted it.

The second question will remain unanswered when or if I partake in such an act.
#7
Doesn't matter to the first one because it'll be a no to the second one.
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#8
No amount of hot will make me want to lick anyones butthole.
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#9
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No amount of hot will make me want to lick anyones butthole.

What about anal? Would you have anal sex with a woman? If so, why wouldn't you lick her asshole?
#10
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What about anal? Would you have anal sex with a woman? If so, why wouldn't you lick her asshole?

Well I would not.
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#11
rosie jones



i'd lick that asshole clean
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#12
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What about anal? Would you have anal sex with a woman? If so, why wouldn't you lick her asshole?

This is a good point. I'm not jumping at the chance to stick my tongue in any poopers, but if she was clean and it was what she really wanted, I'd have to consider it. Assuming of course that there'd be some kind of reciprocation.
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#13
could i just not lick her butthole and just hang out with her?


am i allowed to wander where my tungue goes? as in lets say my tunging radius also reaches her vagay


how much pleasure does me licking her butthole give her?


so many uestions

...but yeah sure ill lick a butthole
butt shes gotta keep that thing clean as a whistle
#14
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Well I would not.

You'd suck theguitarist's weiner before sticking your tongue in a girls butt?
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#15
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You'd suck theguitarist's weiner before sticking your tongue in a girls butt?

Now this is an interesting dilemma. Both are not preferable. Theguitarist probably takes good care of his dick. But it is a dick. But shit does not come out of your dick.
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Now this is an interesting dilemma. Both are not preferable. Theguitarist probably takes good care of his dick. But it is a dick. But shit does not come out of your dick.

No, urine does.
#19
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Now this is an interesting dilemma. Both are not preferable. Theguitarist probably takes good care of his dick. But it is a dick. But shit does not come out of your dick.

I better go see a doctor...
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#21
I never understood the admiration for anal sex. It always seemed to just be sticking your **** into an ambiguious hole no different than that of any other mans.

So, you're in fact having homosexual intercourse. If you want to do it with a woman, do the first hole, not this "Any hole is a goal" crap.

That being said i'd **** any dude that looked like Phoebe cates.
#22
#1 Kat Dennings

#2 No
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#23
I can honestly say I would suck a dick before I licked an asshole.

As for the first question, Rosie Jones is tops, as are Anna Kendrick, Emma Stone, and Natalie Portman.
#25
Kat Dennings has lost most of her attractiveness since being on that dumb show.
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#26
Does she really and audibly get off on it?

and can I jerk off during it?

Still probably not, but then again, I can't even decide on who I would choose.
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#27
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Kat Dennings has lost most of her attractiveness since being on that dumb show.


As long as I don't watch that show, I'm just fine.

Actually, her diner-outfit does a good job of emphasizing her "goods". That's the one redeeming factor of the show.
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#28
The question makes me errr, while I find nothing digusting about such an act, an anilingus only sexual relationship isn't exactly intimate (though it is an intimate area), so on the grounds of it being very one-sided and predictable sex, I'd turn down that relationship with any woman if sex is a deciding factor.

I'd be happy with a purely emotional relationship with anyone (can't speak on behalf of their desires), but that being a factor is a no-no.
#29
Emma Stone, and hell yes.

Nothing wrong with a little rimming. You guys are all prudes.
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#32
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Kat Dennings has lost most of her attractiveness since being on that dumb show.


The decline in attractiveness is more due to her weight loss i would say. Her boobs are no longer what they once were.
#33
#1: Many women to choose from...

#2: Hell yes
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#36
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No amount of hot will make me want to lick anyones butthole.

Yeah, this.

But as for who's hottest... I'll have to think on that one.
#37
Honestly in what kind of work is this question mildy appropirate, how did you get into that line of work and will you do an apprenticeship?
#38
Nothing wrong with a rim job, but jimmy downstairs wants more than to lick the asshole of someone who's really hot.

So, **** no I would not.
#39
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No amount of hot will make me want to lick anyones butthole.

^^
#40
The most beautiful, attractive man to me is this guy I kinda have a thing with but not really but we might in the future but then again we might not.

I would not be his butthole licker.

(I don't have anyone for most attractive woman. Like I think some women are attractive but none are MOST attractive)
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Last edited by guitarxo at May 16, 2013,
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