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#1
This is just fantastic.

"A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest."

Link.
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#2
I am speechless.
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#4
He won't bee doing it again, that's for sure.
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#11
Does that even qualify as bestiality?!

Isn't it more like...pestiality?!?!
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#14
I'm at a loss of words, aside from the ones I'm typing now..
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#15
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Hahaha Sweden

So that's what happened to Kensai.
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#16
Maybe he didn't realize the whole thing was a bad idea until his dick was so swollen he coulldn't pull it out anymore
#17
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Maybe he didn't realize the whole thing was a bad idea until his dick was so swollen he coulldn't pull it out anymore


I felt sad reading thing.


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#18
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Maybe he didn't realize the whole thing was a bad idea until his dick was so swollen he coulldn't pull it out anymore


Maybe it was an experimental method for penis enlargement. Bravo Sweden. I'm taking note.

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#19
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Maybe it was an experimental method for penis enlargement. Bravo Sweden. I'm taking note.

He ended up hung like a whale, that's a positive step.
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#20
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He ended up hung like a whale, that's a positive step.


This is ....quite ..persuasive..
ayy lmao
#21
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Does that even qualify as bestiality?!

Isn't it more like...pestiality?!?!

The great thing here is, there is just as much room for punning if you pronounce it "bee-stiality".
Fantastic.
#22
Must've been quite sensational
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#23
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The great thing here is, there is just as much room for punning if you pronounce it "bee-stiality".
Fantastic.

They certainly gave his dick a beasting
#25
I thought this had be from some retarded redneck in the south, but nope Sweden you've reached a new low.
#26
I read the original article about this. Personally, I think it's a troll. It became really obvious after they mentioned his neighbours name, which is "Bertil Ståhfrääs", which basically means "Bertil Pubeshair".

Also, if it were true, the local newspapers would write about it.

EDIT: I was wrong, it means 'erection', not pubeshair.
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#28
"Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets."

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#29
He proooooobably shouldn't have done that.
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#30
The hornets had it coming for dressing so provocatively.
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#31
However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

I so wish it were true
#32
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The hornets had it coming for dressing so provocatively.

Check your privilege.
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#35
Damn, turns out it was fake.


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#36
I think he took the 3rd installment of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo series a bit too literally....

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
Beestality.

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