#3
Make a baby tuxedo clothing line.
A department store with a guest list.
White fur ear muffs for men.
Contact lenses that display text messages.
Invent a phone that smells good.
Own a nightclub, call it Eclipse, that's only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge? Five THOUSAND dollars.

Boom.
#5
Wow, what a weird coincidence. I thought of this really great idea for something last. You could try to actually develop it. It's in the "Just a thought" link in my signature.
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#6
Quote by MadClownDisease
A drink like alcohol, but it makes you even MORE sober rather than drunk.

"Man I was so sober last night it was crazy!"

The result will still be the same, though. Hunched over the bar, sobbing "We're all going to die! Everything is pointless! There is no God and life is meaningless!"

You know what would be awesome? A pencil that sharpens itself. Or rather, a mechanical pencil that actually works and doesn't have the mine break on its own all the time.
#7
Create a methodology for generating Innovative ideas.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#8
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Make a baby tuxedo clothing line.
A department store with a guest list.
White fur ear muffs for men.
Contact lenses that display text messages.
Invent a phone that smells good.
Own a nightclub, call it Eclipse, that's only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge? Five THOUSAND dollars.

Boom.

Oh so you think the guy in the three thousand dollar suit is gonna make a baby tuxedo clothing line for people who don't even make that in three months
#9
Create a product that will do your stupid school project for you
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#12
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Make a baby tuxedo clothing line.

I'm not sure why you didn't just stop there.

FUDGING BRILLIANT

And make them highly *ehem* resistant. Call them Dapper Diapers.
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#13
Quote by chaoticfables
Oh so you think the guy in the three thousand dollar suit is gonna make a baby tuxedo clothing line for people who don't even make that in three months


C'mon!
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#14
Quote by chaoticfables
Oh so you think the guy in the three thousand dollar suit is gonna make a baby tuxedo clothing line for people who don't even make that in three months

Damn I love AD.
#15
Quote by WantsLesPaul

A department store with a guest list.
Own a nightclub, call it Eclipse, that's only open for one hour two times a year. Cover charge? Five THOUSAND dollars.


These two are actually really good. Create something super exclusive so you won't have to spend a lot on dealing with thousands of people, and market the hell out of it. It works.
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#17
Develop a noodle brand called Long-Ass Rice.
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#18
ketchup and mustard in the same bottle
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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