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#3
I want to kick him in the crotch really hard and see if he can make any dog's head explode.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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Good.


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#4
There needs to be a Eurovision thread. We usually have one by the 2nd semi final

Eurovision is srs bsnss
#5
The latest version (not the video in the op) of his performance is very entertaining and he's a pretty remarkable opera singer, when you can both laugh and dig it, it's perfect for eurovision
#8
Quote by beefcake122
Romania has better than that


they look worse than the twat in the op




#10
Quote by beefcake122
Romania has better than that


Why is it metal bands never look at the camera for photoshoots?

#11
^ It's becasue they are too cool to be on an album cover.
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#12
Quote by entity0009
Why is it metal bands never look at the camera for photoshoots?














Literally every metal photo shoot i've seen, theyve been looking at the camera. Most of the time with hands/thumb in pockets.
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#14
Quote by ComradSputnik
The song from armenia was written by none other than Tony Iommi


toni loomi was an hero




#16
Every time I think that American pop is bad, I just think about European pop and feel better about my country.
#17
Quote by ComradSputnik
The song from armenia was written by none other than Tony Iommi




oh cool a song with shitty down tuned blues riffs
#18
Quote by sam b
There needs to be a Eurovision thread. We usually have one by the 2nd semi final

Eurovision is srs bsnss

it's so bad though

i just saw the first semi-final but deat god it was awful
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#19
Quote by sam b
There needs to be a Eurovision thread. We usually have one by the 2nd semi final

Eurovision is srs bsnss



boom here we go.


gonna get mad drunk on saturday and laugh my ass off. it's become a family tradition now, sitting all together getting wasted like it's xmas, with my mother predictably wasting money voting on some really cheesy celine dion rip-off.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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#20
Quote by Jackintehbox
Every time I think that American pop is bad, I just think about European pop and feel better about my country.

Seriously, this.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
#21
Quote by ComradSputnik
Are you ****ing mocking me boy?

loomi rip never 4get




#23
>implying anything will compare to Turkey's entry last year
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#24
Ah, I'm back after a refreshing night's sleep.

Good to see the thread continues, hope Romania is going to host next year. Oh the look on everyones faces if that happens
#27
Quote by Jackintehbox
Every time I think that American pop is bad, I just think about European pop and feel better about my country.

Implying the songs at Eurovision are a good example of 'european pop'.

protip: they're not.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#28
Quote by sam b
Finland should win



true dat
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#29
Finland, Belarus and Denmark were all dece.

Songs weren't the worst either.
#30
I like the Finland song too

Not even ashamed to admit it


Greece to win though. Alcohol is free.
#33
Greece was brilliant
I think the lyrics translate, roughly, as;

My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

[Alcohol is free refrain]

I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist

[Alcohol is free refrain]


My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night

[Alcohol is free refrain]
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at May 18, 2013,
#35
Quote by Hydra150
Greece was brilliant
I think the lyrics translate, roughly, as;



Definitely worth switching to this thread haha
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#37
lol greece is gonna win

eurovision 2014 is gonna be shiiiiiit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#38
Quote by Burgery
lol greece is gonna win

eurovision 2014 is gonna be shiiiiiit

Although it'd do great for Greece's shitty economy.

One more song until Ireland. It'd going to be the shit.
#39
those irish dancers are pretty shiny...


so far for me: Greece>Iceland>norway
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~ Bill Watterson


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#40
Ah nah, Ireland was terrible. I agree about Greece likely to win though. Just depends how political they choose to be this year though, I guess, as a lot of Europe aren't so keen on Greece after the bailouts
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