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#2
Gawker, why dont you quote the onion or dailymail instead?

Ford at his best:
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aparently i ar smrt?
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#3
i'd smoke crack too if i were the mayor of toronto
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#4
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
I wonder if he has cancer too
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#6
Quote by JimmyBanks6
Gawker, why dont you quote the onion or dailymail or instead?

I don't think someone would put their name on an allegation as serious as this unless they were 99% sure it was true.
#7
Quote by genghisgandhi
I don't think someone would put their name on an allegation as serious as this unless they were 99% sure it was true.

I'll believe it when its proven, Gawker makes up bullshit articles to bring in clicks all the time.
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#8
That picture looks so fake though
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#12
I didn't realize the Toronto mayor was Charlie Sheen

#lol #celebhumor #2012
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#13
Gotta deal with the Leafs choke job some way.
*-)
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#14
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I didn't realize the Toronto mayor was Charlie Sheen

#lol #celebhumor #2012


#WINNING! LOL GET IT?!?!?!
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#17
this is news?




#18
mayor of toronto smokes crack
white nerd blogs about it
the world keeps spinning
#20
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Rock Ford



rocks



"toronto mayor"

toronto rock



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along with hockey

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rockford rocks is actually patrick kane




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#21
^

Also, that gif is Sanchez-esque.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#24
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no guarantee they can get the video and they get to keep your money regardless


If you take them at their word if they can't get the Video they'll be donating any money raised to CAMH so that's pretty awesome consolation prize

Crack users get help regardless
I used to be a goddamn saint. I said my prayers and handled snakes until the road introduced me to sin. I only shook hands with drink but he had friends with him
#25
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If you take them at their word if they can't get the Video they'll be donating any money raised to CAMH so that's pretty awesome consolation prize

Crack users get help regardless


ah, well that's pretty cool then
#26
Quote by MinterMan22
rockford rocks is actually patrick kane



Do you really think I'm my arch nemesis?!?

Hmm.. perhaps you are smarter than I expected. Remind me to owe you twenty cents very soon.
#28
Did a bit of reading on him... this guy's ridiculous. I can't believe he's the mayor of Toronto, he's literally a crackpot.

But why would somebody this rich smoke crack :S
#29
No way this is real. Isn't Toronto supposed to be like a large, major, serious city? Like the NYC of Canada?

This is the kind of thing that would happen in some small town in the greater Milwaukee area. Although most of our mayors are just drunks.

Wait, why am I not a small town mayor?
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#31
You guys think I could run for Mayor of Toronto? My dad was born in Canada...
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#32
Bound to happen after Maple Leafs playoffs collapse
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#33
I thought it said "The majority of Toronto does crack" and couldn't help but agree.
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#35
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No way this is real. Isn't Toronto supposed to be like a large, major, serious city? Like the NYC of Canada?

nah. it's a lot more like chicago.

they're both big ass cities built on the edge of big ass fresh water lakes. their skylines are real similar and although i haven't been to chicago, i can't imagine it being that much different. i'm pretty sure they're sister cities too.




#36
Quote by MinterMan22
nah. it's a lot more like chicago.

they're both big ass cities built on the edge of big ass fresh water lakes. their skylines are real similar and although i haven't been to chicago, i can't imagine it being that much different. i'm pretty sure they're sister cities too.

But really, the current mayor of Chicago was a senior advisor to two presidents and a former congressman.

Living in/near Milwaukee (another city on one of those lakes), look at the mayor who also ran for governor twice (but, very sadly lost twice), I mean look at this guy! He practically doesn't exist outside politics. Yet he's still solid as **** (ok, I'm a reallly committed Democrat).


So how is this guy the mayor of Toronto?!?!?!
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#37
white? check.
blonde hair? check.
likes football? probably.

rob ford




#39
Another item in Rob Ford's list of disastrous foibles:

The only guy I've ever seen with a crack problem and a weight problem
I used to be a goddamn saint. I said my prayers and handled snakes until the road introduced me to sin. I only shook hands with drink but he had friends with him
#40
Quote by metal4eva_22
I thought it said "The majority of Toronto does crack" and couldn't help but agree.

Somebody is mad he sucked in school and could only go to university in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Northern Ontario lel

Rob Ford is so bad I'm not even surprised, like the fact my mayor evidently has a crack problem didn't even phase me. I was more worried about the "prominent hockey analyst". Caught in the act Healy.
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