#1
I was hanging out with my cousin James after school today. We were bored, so James suggested that we go into separate rooms and masturbate. I finished early, so I just paced back and forth in the kitchen waiting for him to finish. I glanced out the window, and my aunt was pulling in the driveway! I ran into the room where James was jacking off, with porn open, and i yelled, "DUDE your mom's coming!!"

James turned around and looked at me, still jerking, and screamed, "GET THE TOWEL!!" He cummed all over the floor. I closed the porn and helped him clean up just in time before his mom found out what had just happened.

I've told a few people about this but they kinda just stopped texting.. Is this not something I should be telling people?
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I've told a few people about this but they kinda just stopped texting
If they're anything like me, they probably just couldn't think of a single appropriate response to contribute to this because of its... intensity.
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#13
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If they're anything like me, they probably just couldn't think of a single appropriate response to contribute to this because of its... genius.

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#15
dude seriously that's remarkable
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Why the fuck didn't you do it in the same room?

I know. TS is totally gay.
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#20
I used to share a room with my best friend. We would work together and go to the bar together. One night after the bar, we both came home. I got to the bath room first and jacked it. Then he went. Literally, it filled up our room with the smell of cum
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#21
sure man, put that on your C.V. with your cousin's signature ofcourse. any gay porn company will hire you in a flash
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#22
James turned around and looked at me, still jerking, and screamed, "GET THE TOWEL!!"

Wow. You should get that on your tombstone
#23
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James turned around and looked at me, still jerking, and screamed, "GET THE TOWEL!!" He cummed all over the floor.

Someone please sig this
#24
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That's fantastic TS. I think you're ready to take your antics to the next level.
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