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#1
Happy birthday you dirty Canadian!

sky pls

Enjoy whatever new northern pleasures await.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Happy bday you pedo, you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#6
Happy birthday brah. I got you some freedom fries.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
I got you this
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#8
I got you the gift of me not making a joke about getting you a certain thing.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
evn pls


Thanks guys! Turning 18 was.. interesting at the least lol

Quote by Momentosis
Happy bday you pedo, you.


fak u momie you're the pedo
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#12
Quote by skylerjames13

fak u momie you're the pedo


It's not pedophilia if it's a fictional character
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#13
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's not pedophilia if it's a fictional character

It's the principle. THE PRINCIPLE
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#14
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at May 17, 2013,
#15
Quote by eGraham
It's the principle. THE PRINCIPLE

Lots of principals are pedos, what about it?
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#16
Quote by BladeSlinger
Lots of principals are pedos, what about it?

Lmao


oh u guys
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#18
FUCK Canada geese. Oh my God kill them all.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
^ what the hell?
You're weird, dude.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I got you a rape van


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#24
I can watch the gif for hours.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#25
Today is my birthday as well! So happy birthday, "co-celebrator"
Also that gif added several percent to my life completeness.
Last edited by Zordon at May 18, 2013,
#26
Happy birthday!

I got you a Game Boy Color, Pokémon Limited Edition:

Squier "VMC" Stratocaster
PRS SE Singlecut
tc electronic polytune
CMAT MODS Signa Drive
Blakemore Effects Deus Ex Machina
DIY gaussmarkov Dr. Boogey
EHX Small Clone
Mooer ShimVerb
DIY Beavis Devolt
T-REX Fuel Tank Chameleon
Ampeg GVT52-112
#28
Quote by willT08
I got you a good lawyer. I trust you'll make use of him at some point


Pedos gotta get some real good lawyers.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#29
Quote by willT08
I got you a good lawyer.

Liar. You haven't contacted me yet about putting me on retainer for him.
Squier "VMC" Stratocaster
PRS SE Singlecut
tc electronic polytune
CMAT MODS Signa Drive
Blakemore Effects Deus Ex Machina
DIY gaussmarkov Dr. Boogey
EHX Small Clone
Mooer ShimVerb
DIY Beavis Devolt
T-REX Fuel Tank Chameleon
Ampeg GVT52-112
#30
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I got you a rape van


You should have just gotten him a rape so he could apologize for it.

Also zgr looks like a Mexican Josh.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
Ty for birthday wishes guys

Quote by Life Is Brutal
Happy Bday Sky

Is drinking age in Canada 16 or 18? Or is it 20? BRB GOOGLE



It's 18 in some provinces, 19 in others
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#33
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG

Woah, I remember saying that would make a good deal with it gif before the caption was added.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#34
Quote by sam b
Who?


You
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#35
Happy burfdae, fellow Canadian!

I got you facial hair:

You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#36


Happy birthday bud.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#37
Quote by theogonia777
You should have just gotten him a rape so he could apologize for it.

Also zgr looks like a Mexican Josh.


Josh who?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#38
Quote by mystical_1


Happy birthday bud.




Thanks man

Quote by zgr0826
Josh who?


Josh Peck

Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#39
i hope something bad happens to you today.

oh my god. so you're just unabashedly laughing at rape jokes. i hope you and your ugly ass mustache get jumped on your birthday.
Last edited by due 07 at May 18, 2013,
#40
well that isn't pleasant
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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