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so god knows what i've been through to get to this concert, and i caught this in the air out of 10.000 people. weird thing is, i've dreamed about it a lot and it just happened exactly the way i always dreamed it would . even the way i jumped at that moment, when Joe threw the pick was exactly as i've dreamed it

cannot be a coincidence this man, impossible!

anyways i'm a little drunk and so ****ing happy, i just thought i'd share u know

peace!
#3
There were only ten people seeing Satch?

So, a 10% chance occurring is what constitutes an act of god?
#6
It's happened before actually. You died and respawned at your last checkpoint.
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#7
Drunk?
You know alcohol was given to man by the devil, right?
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#9
How did you know it wasnt an act of Satan? Or Allah? Or one of the other million or so gods that are worshipped around the world
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There were only ten people seeing Satch?

So, a 10% chance occurring is what constitutes an act of god?



Check OP's location. People from Jupiter do things the asinine way and use periods instead of commas.
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#14
No, it wasn't an act of god. Somebody was guaranteed to get that pick. It happened to be you. It had an equal chance of being the person next to you. You are not special. You are a statistic.
#15
I got one of his picks at a show. All me. No god.
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#16
More importantly, how does one pronounce the name of the venue? Dear God it looks like someone had an epileptic fit next to a keyboard.
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#18
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you like Joe Satriani way too much.
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#19
I screamed my head off at Ben Savage once. We made eye contact and he threw his pick at me. It landed on the ground on the other side of the fence and the stupid security guard chucked it into the crowd.

Yous a lucky boy.
#21
ahahhaha satch is the worst thing, i can't believe 12 year old guitarists think he's some sort of hot shit
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#22
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does he really have a picture of himself on his pics? wow

Glad to see this is a common thought
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#25
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ahahhaha satch is the worst thing, i can't believe 12 year old guitarists think he's some sort of hot shit

2/10. It would've been 3/10, if your punctuation and grammar didn't suck.
#26
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Awesome dude.


+1
#27
That was an act of Baal.

Speaking of acts of god: Ozzy Osbourne's continued existence.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

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#29
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2/10. It would've been 3/10, if your punctuation and grammar didn't suck.


it's not trolling if it's true
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#30
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it's not trolling if it's true

But it's not true. It's an opinion, one which can't really be absolutely true (meaning it could be true for one person and not for another).
#31
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But it's not true. It's an opinion, one which can't really be absolutely true (meaning it could be true for one person and not for another).


it's true i can't believe 12 year old guitarists think he's some sort of hot shit


there's no opinion in that assertion dumbass
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#32
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does he really have a picture of himself on his pics? wow


i know right

this ****ing guy, the only song of his even worth listening to is always with me, always with you
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#35
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it's true i can't believe 12 year old guitarists think he's some sort of hot shit


there's no opinion in that assertion dumbass

Grow more pretention, you dumbass.
#36
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does he really have a picture of himself on his pics? wow

Highly doubt this was his decision. I'm sure someone from a label or a member of the road crew ordered picks with his picture and the crew just has a few boxes of them for each tour.

Congrats, TS. It's not really a huge deal to get a pick or drumstick at a show since it's customary for the artist and takedown crew to toss out all the backup picks to the crowd at the end of the set, but still a great token.
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#38
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it's true i can't believe 12 year old guitarists think he's some sort of hot shit


there's no opinion in that assertion dumbass


you aren't too far from 12 yourself, kid
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#40
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you aren't too far from 12 yourself, kid


you mixed me up with spaz
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