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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,237 IQ
#2
The Great Pumpkin
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
867 IQ
#5
Hide it from the cops
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#9
Quote by lemmyisgod97
"this"
As in "Hide this in your anus as we go through airport security"

dont worry man ill hide it in my lungs
doomded
I aint your buddy go away
Join date: Mar 2009
77 IQ
#10
Dougie
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,337 IQ
#11
Quote by theogonia777
The Great Pumpkin

Best one so far
Quote by lemmyisgod97
"this"
As in "Hide this in your anus as we go through airport security"

By far the worst one so far
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#12
som dat bombass dank ass icky sticky lemon skunk unk unk purpskurp OG kush
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
697 IQ
#13
Quote by Burgery
som dat bombass dank ass icky sticky lemon skunk unk unk purpskurp OG kush

i dont smoke mids bro
Saint78
julian wells
Join date: May 2009
1,760 IQ
#16
Quote by Burgery
som dat bombass dank ass icky sticky lemon skunk unk unk purpskurp OG kush


that shit's basically reggie
you're a stone fox
doomded
I aint your buddy go away
Join date: Mar 2009
77 IQ
#17
"Left-handed cigarette"
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#19
I don't know 'bout nicknames, but I find it pretty funny when it's pronounced mara-ja-wana
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori
mark.bark
Laugh often and sleep in
Join date: Feb 2009
129 IQ
#20
gear? ive heard someone refer to it as the bare necessities. Or reefer.


Blaze 420 ******
MHDrunk
The Mad Baron
Join date: Feb 2008
2,944 IQ
#25
Me and my friends just call it marihuana or de erb. De erb mainly used in the context 'I am partaking of de erb'. 'Would you like to partake of de erb'.

I have a bud bomb I named 'Silent Bob' like, Silent Bob strikes again. Silent because it's stealthy, I can smoke this on a nightclub dancefloor if I want to and get away with it

I have a cheap ceramic bong I bought ages ago that I've been asked twice now 'did you make that yourself'. So I respond 'yeah, I made it in my ceramics class'. Anyway we named that 'Monica Ripley' after we googled Harvard ceramics courses and found that as the name of one of the instructors

My friend likes to text me about 'green paint' because he thinks the police are watching his phone. He also talks about 'magical dancing potion' and 'battery acid'
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
shredibanez24
Slaters gonna Slate
Join date: Apr 2010
728 IQ
#26
ganj reefer bud indo
Quote by Robchappers
Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

Quote by fearofthemark
10/10 Slater is amazing

Fender Deluxe Roadhouse Strat
Ibanez RG4EXFM1
Washburn D46S
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Fulltone OCD Overdrive
Boss SD-1 Overdrive
MXR M-148 Micro Chorus
Jet City JCA2112RC 20W
Lagunaguitar
UG's Best HS Debater
Join date: Apr 2009
903 IQ
#33
bud is my favorite name for it my dad likes calling it dope, even though i think that term is now used for other drugs too
Gear:
Alesis Multimix 8 USB 2.0
Alesis DM6
Two Colling's acoustics (my dad's)
Ibanez SoundGear bass
Epiphone Nighthawk Custom Reissue
Ovation 12-string (also dad's)
Sony 5.1 system
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,337 IQ
#34
Quote by Lagunaguitar
bud is my favorite name for it my dad likes calling it dope, even though i think that term is now used for other drugs too

Not to mention the people who use them heyoo
jonathan666666
UG's Boyscout
Join date: Oct 2008
122 IQ
#35
Where I live, a lot of "urban" language is acceptable in common conversation. They call it "that loud shit" or just "the loud". I've heard Grown men and women call it that. I think it's hilarious and it makes me feel like Waka Flocka when I say it. I want to be able to call it dope, but it's too often confused.
FORZA CATANIA
Last edited by jonathan666666 at May 20, 2013,
DragTheWaters11
☺♣♠`
Join date: Jun 2009
1,335 IQ
#36
Pow, right in the kisser.
There will be zero tolerance
For the creator of hallowed intentions
There will be zero tolerance
Fate is your deciding God
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#37
The Devils Paprika.

Stoned Temple Pilots.

James and the Giant Cheech.

Dat Trumpet.

Gilmore Girl.

Bad Granola.

The Spice Channel.

Gime Soma Dat.

$20 dolla for a holla.

Got damn.

Dat Fiya.

Piffaroonie.

Hide ya kids, Hide ya wives, Hide ya husbands.
AtomicPunk7
Learning
Join date: Oct 2008
27 IQ
#39
Quote by Nelsean
Bad Granola.

I laughed harder than I should have at this one. Definitely gonna start dropping this in conversation and texts.
Time keeps on slipping...


Quote by skaterskagg1
AtomicPunk7 is uncreative.