Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#2
I got you a horsedick but it's too big to fit in this thread.
BladeSlinger
nerd
Join date: Jan 2007
1,793 IQ
#3
I got you a horsedeck.jpeg
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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brot pls
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#4
it's your birthday? this is so exciting! *claps hands*


happy birthday dude
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Ali priori / Ali posteriori
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,828 IQ
#6
Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
cho0onger
Six Foot Twenty
Join date: Oct 2008
119 IQ
#7
I'd wish you happy birthday but male birthdays are constructed by the patriarchy to "put women in their place"


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#8
i gave you herpes

sorry about that
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
916 IQ
#9
happy birthday, matheson
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slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
1,001 IQ
#10
oooh shit!


This is gonna be a bitchin party like no other, I can feel it!

And it feels good


I got you the worlds longest limo


for all the white bitches you're gonna need to transport
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#12
Happy birthday, man. I got you the letter ---> y
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chaoticfables
all she needed was some
Join date: Jan 2008
2,012 IQ
#13
Happy birthday! I got you a horse, who is also a dick.

my e-wife
mdwallin


soundcloud
a stupid scrapbook for my music
GuitarGod_92
the Succubus Queen
Join date: Jul 2007
363 IQ
#14
I will steal you a loli from Momie's loli stable. Take your pick. Happy birthday you filthy lolicon
My name is Sestra!
She/her pronouns please!
And if you call me by my username I'll bite your dick off.

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I'll suck your dick

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"Everything sucks" - GuitarGod_92, 2014



<3 eastwinn <3
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
2,270 IQ
#15
Happy birthday bby
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Please understand how little we as a community care
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.


Not firm enough:



Now that's a firm white booty

I appreciate the love guys
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

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snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,563 IQ
#18
Happy bday dooder!

I got you a cucumber


and some Crisco


You can just do whatever you want with that.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
losing battle
UG's Trollestia
Join date: Feb 2007
2,508 IQ
#19
I got you Jessica Nigiri you have to buy your own tentacle monster though.


Edited because picture is gigantic.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
Last edited by losing battle at May 21, 2013,
metal4eva_22
PonyFan #376121
Join date: Jul 2006
899 IQ
#20
Happy birthday, you gargantuan dick of a man.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
MinterMan22
the whole ass
Join date: Nov 2007
765 IQ
#21
happy birthday

i got you asians with booty that make u cry

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Last edited by MinterMan22 at May 21, 2013,
adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
866 IQ
#24


I got ya the youngest white bitch i could find

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Primus2112
whatever you say "Mor-ty"
Join date: Jul 2008
916 IQ
#25
Quote by MinterMan22
happy birthday

i got you asians with booty that make u cry


this is a bad post

it could be a great post but there are no names
Quote by raoooos
slipknot are actually just terrible, they're such a "holy shit i'm 14" kind of band. like fuck off mum i'm not going to school i have to clear the stone of leaves.
CoreysMonster
Banned
Join date: Apr 2005
8,656 IQ
#26
I got you a song:

Horsedick, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a horse's penis,
And I'm proud of you today.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first piss on a boy.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

Yeah!
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
I got you a song:

Horsedick, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a horse's penis,
And I'm proud of you today.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first piss on a boy.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

Yeah!


:'( it's beautiful
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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OneHappyCamper
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
583 IQ
#29
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"Ooh! Straight-jackets online! Christmas sorted."
Last edited by OneHappyCamper at Oct 26, 2013,
RaysGotThis
Who?
Join date: May 2010
73 IQ
#30
Happy birthday, dude


I got you...





Enjoy.
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