#3
I got you a horsedeck.jpeg
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brot pls
#4
it's your birthday? this is so exciting! *claps hands*


happy birthday dude
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Doesn't at all surprise me why so many people here tend to think you're a douche
#6
Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#7
I'd wish you happy birthday but male birthdays are constructed by the patriarchy to "put women in their place"


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#8
i gave you herpes

sorry about that
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#10
oooh shit!


This is gonna be a bitchin party like no other, I can feel it!

And it feels good


I got you the worlds longest limo


for all the white bitches you're gonna need to transport
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Happy birthday, man. I got you the letter ---> y
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#15
Happy birthday bby
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#17
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Happy birthday dude!
I got you this firm white booty.


Not firm enough:



Now that's a firm white booty

I appreciate the love guys
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#18
Happy bday dooder!

I got you a cucumber


and some Crisco


You can just do whatever you want with that.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
I got you Jessica Nigiri you have to buy your own tentacle monster though.


Edited because picture is gigantic.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
Last edited by losing battle at May 21, 2013,
#20
Happy birthday, you gargantuan dick of a man.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#21
happy birthday

i got you asians with booty that make u cry

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#24


I got ya the youngest white bitch i could find

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#25
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happy birthday

i got you asians with booty that make u cry


this is a bad post

it could be a great post but there are no names
i miss the old kanye
#26
I got you a song:

Horsedick, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a horse's penis,
And I'm proud of you today.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first piss on a boy.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

Yeah!
#28
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I got you a song:

Horsedick, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a horse's penis,
And I'm proud of you today.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first piss on a boy.

Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick!
Horsedick it's your birthday,
Happy Birthday, Horsedick

Yeah!


:'( it's beautiful
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#29
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