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guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
10 IQ
#1
....if he wore foundation every day?

Serious question & I want serious answers.
cat
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#2
sounds kinky
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angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
20 IQ
#3
My opinion is that he would not be my friend


edit: Shit if it's just going commando then who cares. I'm going commando right now
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Last edited by angusfan16 at May 21, 2013,
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#4
to wear foundation, is that like going commando
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
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#5
It's not a big deal. But I'd assume he was gay.
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Linkerman
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Join date: Jan 2007
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#7
A male, wearing foundation?

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Nietsche
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#8
I would envy his confidence and borrow/steal from him. I would wear foundation every day if I could because I want to peel the skin of my face off every time I look in the mirror and see all the blemishes but then I'd have to go into a store and buy foundation and then wear it everyday and everyone would be all 'lol, fag'. But if I had a guy friend who did it then it wouldn't be so weird it'd just be me following the trend.
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
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#10
I'd tell him to quit it because wearing make up daily ****s up your skin. I get once in a while, but daily is too much.
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every. single. time.
LeakyFlask
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Join date: Feb 2011
131 IQ
#11
I'd probably think he had slightly bad skin. I've worn foundation for stage makeup and I don't find it very attractive or comfortable on myself.

Would he wear any other makeup or is the question completely decontextualized?
REGGIE
muffinduck01
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Join date: Feb 2009
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#12
He wears foundation?

****ing BRUTAL! Only the manliest of men dare to wear concrete while out and about.
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MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
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#13
I wouldn't care. I think people generally look bad with foundation since they tend to glob it on.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
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#15
Well considering he's probably regularly on TV he'd be a good friend considering he'd have lots of money.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
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#16
I don't look down on people for being homosexual.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
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#17
Quote by Hydra150
I don't look down on people for being homosexual.


But what if he wasn't homosexual?
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TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
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#18
anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
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#19
oh makeup

i would call faggotry, much like one would call shenanigans
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Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
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#20
Quote by TunerAddict
anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole

Careful, wouldn't want your tears to smear your man makeup
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
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#21
If he was just a friend I wouldn't care (not that I would even notice actually...)

If he was a good friend who I was around all the time I would probably joke around with it.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
80 IQ
#22
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Careful, wouldn't want your tears to smear your man makeup


cannot cry

result of plastic surgery

swing and a miss
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
90 IQ
#23
Quote by TunerAddict
anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole


^

unless it made him look ugly, in which case i'd let him know my opinion if he asked.
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Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
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#24
Is he on tv?


Because that's the only excuse.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#25
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WCPhils
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#27
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

oh, so you're a multi
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
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#28
Quote by Mikkanibal
Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

So what you're saying is that you're gay and you want to be banned?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
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#29
Quote by Mikkanibal
Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

Oh my God we have a multi here.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#30
multi's are my favourite
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
90 IQ
#31
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angusfan16
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Join date: Jan 2008
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#32
Quote by Mikkanibal
Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".



I hope you're DieGarbageMan.
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Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#34
Quote by Mikkanibal
Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

is this a multi
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#35
Quote by Mikkanibal
Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

guys I think this is a multi
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
100 IQ
#36
i honestly thought that was some weird pizza brick with more cheese than niggas can handle
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I am sick of [Ali] coming into every thread and calling someone a straight white male "haha LOOK at this STRAIGHT WHITE MALE saying THESE THINGS oh my GOODNESS"

every. single. time.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
10 IQ
#39
For all everyone here knows they could already be in this situation.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
10 IQ
#40
Quote by Nietsche
I would envy his confidence and borrow/steal from him. I would wear foundation every day if I could because I want to peel the skin of my face off every time I look in the mirror and see all the blemishes but then I'd have to go into a store and buy foundation and then wear it everyday and everyone would be all 'lol, fag'. But if I had a guy friend who did it then it wouldn't be so weird it'd just be me following the trend.

I was going to say that your first sentence contradicts the rest of your post, but it really doesn't. funny how it's different for men and women

Quote by Bazz22
That seems kind've odd. Does he have any skin issues?


That's up to you.

Quote by LeakyFlask
I'd probably think he had slightly bad skin. I've worn foundation for stage makeup and I don't find it very attractive or comfortable on myself.

Would he wear any other makeup or is the question completely decontextualized?


Again, up to you. You can interpret this however you want. I just want to see what your assumptions are before I say anything about who this question is based on.

Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I'd tell him to quit it because wearing make up daily ****s up your skin. I get once in a while, but daily is too much.


I'd say you're mostly right except a lot of skin issues that are commonly associated with wearing lots of makeup (acne, etc) are actually caused by not removing the makeup properly. Like if you have really shitty makeup and shitty skin then it can make it worse, but not necessarily


Also guys the multi is not the person I'm talking about please carry on.
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