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#1
....if he wore foundation every day?

Serious question & I want serious answers.
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#2
sounds kinky
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#3
My opinion is that he would not be my friend


edit: Shit if it's just going commando then who cares. I'm going commando right now
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#4
to wear foundation, is that like going commando
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#5
It's not a big deal. But I'd assume he was gay.
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#7
A male, wearing foundation?

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#8
I would envy his confidence and borrow/steal from him. I would wear foundation every day if I could because I want to peel the skin of my face off every time I look in the mirror and see all the blemishes but then I'd have to go into a store and buy foundation and then wear it everyday and everyone would be all 'lol, fag'. But if I had a guy friend who did it then it wouldn't be so weird it'd just be me following the trend.
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#10
I'd tell him to quit it because wearing make up daily ****s up your skin. I get once in a while, but daily is too much.
#11
I'd probably think he had slightly bad skin. I've worn foundation for stage makeup and I don't find it very attractive or comfortable on myself.

Would he wear any other makeup or is the question completely decontextualized?
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#12
He wears foundation?

****ing BRUTAL! Only the manliest of men dare to wear concrete while out and about.
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#13
I wouldn't care. I think people generally look bad with foundation since they tend to glob it on.
#15
Well considering he's probably regularly on TV he'd be a good friend considering he'd have lots of money.
#16
I don't look down on people for being homosexual.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
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I don't look down on people for being homosexual.


But what if he wasn't homosexual?
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#18
anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole
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#19
oh makeup

i would call faggotry, much like one would call shenanigans
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#20
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anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole

Careful, wouldn't want your tears to smear your man makeup
#21
If he was just a friend I wouldn't care (not that I would even notice actually...)

If he was a good friend who I was around all the time I would probably joke around with it.
#22
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Careful, wouldn't want your tears to smear your man makeup


cannot cry

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swing and a miss
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#23
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anyone who would give a shit is an asshole

a judgmental asshole


^

unless it made him look ugly, in which case i'd let him know my opinion if he asked.
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#24
Is he on tv?


Because that's the only excuse.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#25
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#27
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

oh, so you're a multi
#28
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

So what you're saying is that you're gay and you want to be banned?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#29
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

Oh my God we have a multi here.
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#30
multi's are my favourite
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
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#32
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".



I hope you're DieGarbageMan.
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#34
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

is this a multi
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#35
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Oh neat, only 6 years on and The Pit community is still largely "lol dats gay".

guys I think this is a multi
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#39
For all everyone here knows they could already be in this situation.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#40
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I would envy his confidence and borrow/steal from him. I would wear foundation every day if I could because I want to peel the skin of my face off every time I look in the mirror and see all the blemishes but then I'd have to go into a store and buy foundation and then wear it everyday and everyone would be all 'lol, fag'. But if I had a guy friend who did it then it wouldn't be so weird it'd just be me following the trend.

I was going to say that your first sentence contradicts the rest of your post, but it really doesn't. funny how it's different for men and women

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That seems kind've odd. Does he have any skin issues?


That's up to you.

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I'd probably think he had slightly bad skin. I've worn foundation for stage makeup and I don't find it very attractive or comfortable on myself.

Would he wear any other makeup or is the question completely decontextualized?


Again, up to you. You can interpret this however you want. I just want to see what your assumptions are before I say anything about who this question is based on.

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I'd tell him to quit it because wearing make up daily ****s up your skin. I get once in a while, but daily is too much.


I'd say you're mostly right except a lot of skin issues that are commonly associated with wearing lots of makeup (acne, etc) are actually caused by not removing the makeup properly. Like if you have really shitty makeup and shitty skin then it can make it worse, but not necessarily


Also guys the multi is not the person I'm talking about please carry on.
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