#1
So I'm not sure if you guys have seen this, but the Pope may or may not have performed an exorcism on a guy. I know you guys are all cool and edgy stuff and ****ing love science, but you have to admit that this is interesting.



http://news.yahoo.com/pope-devil-francis-exorcist-110625992.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MW1bNGNg30
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It looks like he gave the dude a boner.
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#6
The power of Christ compels you to do what?


OUT WITH IT YOU DUMB BASTARD.


god damn I hate you guys.
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#7
no way. the roman church is very, very hush hush about the exorcisms they perform. it's impossible. he might have laid his hands on his head and said a prayer or something (which turned out to be, in pokemon terms, super effective) ... but this is definitely not an "exorcism." there are trained exorcists in the church and no one knows who they are. but i believe there's one in every diocese.
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#8
hmm nope, not interesting.
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It looks like he gave the dude a boner.

I don't even get that excited when I bust a nut let alone get a boner.
#10
He came in his pants and the jizz was so hot that it dripped down his shaft and burned his balls.

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no way. the roman church is very, very hush hush about the exorcisms they perform. it's impossible. he might have laid his hands on his head and said a prayer or something (which turned out to be, in pokemon terms, super effective) ... but this is definitely not an "exorcism." there are trained exorcists in the church and no one knows who they are. but i believe there's one in every diocese.

But this is the renegade Pope we're talking about. You don't think he could have done one on a whim?
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#13
I don't have to admit anything. What is this, a confessional?
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But this is the renegade Pope we're talking about. You don't think he could have done one on a whim?

Either way it just makes him seem so much more interesting. Imagine if more people were like him. The world would probably be a much better place.
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But this is the renegade Pope we're talking about. You don't think he could have done one on a whim?


there's a specific methodology/process for an exorcism ritual. i don't think just laying his hands on some dude in a crowd of people fits that. for an interesting article though:

http://www.boston-catholic-journal.com/an-interview-with-father-gabriele-amorth-the-church's-leading-exorcist.htm

"The other day, on September 6, at his weekly audience at St Peter's, a young woman from a village near Monza started to shriek as the Pope was about to bless her. She shouted obscenities at him in a strange voice. The Pope blessed her and brought her relief, but the Devil is still in her."


sounds like the same scenario as this, if it was anything at all.

And what about Hallowe'en? The American tradition has made no inroads in Italy. "Here it is on Christmas Eve that the Satanists have their orgies. Nothing happens on October 31.


orgies, you say?
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Or your dick is one of Gods miracles....

But that would imply that God had a hand in making his dick. and that would imply that God's hand has touched his dick.

That would in turn imply one or both of two things: God is gay, and/or JWIB got the best handy ever.
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#20
I'm pretty sure everyone who posted in the thread has the devil in them.
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But that would imply that God had a hand in making his dick. and that would imply that God's hand has touched his dick.

That would in turn imply one or both of two things: God is gay, and/or JWIB got the best handy ever.
May as well be positive. Plus, if he did, then he could say he got a handjob that was out of this world...
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I'm pretty sure everyone who posted in the thread has the devil in them.
The devil being in you would be kind of red hot
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#23
This Pope balls out on every level so I wouldn't be surprised.
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#24
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there's a specific methodology/process for an exorcism ritual. i don't think just laying his hands on some dude in a crowd of people fits that. for an interesting article though:

http://www.boston-catholic-journal.com/an-interview-with-father-gabriele-amorth-the-church's-leading-exorcist.htm


sounds like the same scenario as this, if it was anything at all.


orgies, you say?


Father Gabriele Amorth is considered as a complete nutcase in Italy, he's completely mental. Just last month he told the press that our President Napolitano is a follower of Satan.
He's a complete joke, I'd consider him as the David Icke of the Vatican.
#25
I do like that on his wiki there's a subsection called "Sex parties"
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#26
nice they said he had demons in them and they said they had no more demons in them, athiest 0 Jesus 666
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there's a specific methodology/process for an exorcism ritual. i don't think just laying his hands on some dude in a crowd of people fits that. for an interesting article though:

http://www.boston-catholic-journal.com/an-interview-with-father-gabriele-amorth-the-church's-leading-exorcist.htm


sounds like the same scenario as this, if it was anything at all.


orgies, you say?
Wouldn't an exorcism just be expelling the devil? So the ritual wouldn't be necessary, but it's just how it normally happens.
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I thought there was a whole ritual to exorcism and they needed holy water and puke and stuff.

I believe you also need, and I quote, a "cunting daughter".
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Not as erotic as i thought it would be.
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I believe you also need, and I quote, a "cunting daughter".

If you manage to figure out what she did, tell her mother before the demon does.
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Not as erotic as i thought it would be.

Eh, I still managed to get off. Twice.
#33
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there's a specific methodology/process for an exorcism ritual. i don't think just laying his hands on some dude in a crowd of people fits that. for an interesting article though:

http://www.boston-catholic-journal.com/an-interview-with-father-gabriele-amorth-the-church's-leading-exorcist.htm


sounds like the same scenario as this, if it was anything at all.


orgies, you say?

And with Italian women
#34
As interesting as all the other people who either think they can pull nonexistent demons out of people or want other people to think they can pull nonexistent demons out of people.
#35
So a dude who doesn't seem to be all there (seems scared shitless when pope touches him) makes faces when some dude surrounded by more dudes grabs his head...and this is thought of an exorcism? Dude...


all you gotta do is think a little...seriously.
#37
That's not an exorcism, that's some standard Sunday morning insane head touching accompanied by pretend freak-out/genuine lunatic freak-out.
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lol the pope is wearing a yamaka.

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I do like Yamaka's dirtbikes, though.
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