Poll: Peanut Butter and What?
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View poll results: Peanut Butter and What?
Jelly
11 24%
Preserves
4 9%
Jam
21 46%
Bacon
10 22%
Voters: 46.
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#1
I sent the girlfriend out to the store with a short list of things to pick up. One of those things I asked her to get was some strawberry jelly.

An hour or so later she comes home and as I'm unpacking the groceries, I see she got some strawberry jelly! So I was like wtf is this? She said its what I asked for! I told her that I used the term 'jelly' as a generic word for strawberry preserves. She said I should be more specific. I said who eats this crap? Nobody ever asked for a peanut butter and preserves sandwich.

It has to be strawberry preserves and it has to be Smuckers.

Should I dump her over this? Is this a sign that we are not compatible?

Pit,

Help me decide on what to do about my relationship problems. Your advice is greatly appreciated.
#6
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dump her and give anusfan her number. its the only whey


I like this guy. Be like him TS.
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#8
Rather than contributing to your stupid spam thread...

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#9
Quote by sam b
Jelly:




Jam:




It's not ****ing hard



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#10
Dump her and then report her to the authorities.
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#11
Jam.
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#14
And say you just got JAMMED when it goes down
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#15
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
And say you just got JAMMED when it goes down

I'd be pretty jam if he did that
#16
I think the inability of American English to distinguish between jam and jelly means the USA won't be a superpower for much longer.
#20
Apparently peanut butter and bacon is meant to be godly. I mean like, more godly than when you put bacon with say...bananas
#21
I thought 'jelly' was a pretty clear preserve that just set juice, and ends up looking a bit like a british 'jelly', Jam being being actual fruit and sugar that's been set and conserves are where the fruit cooked down slower.


don't know why you'd want 'jelly' when jam/conserves are so much better. probably explains why I never see 'jelly' in this country.
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#24
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Apparently peanut butter and bacon is meant to be godly. I mean like, more godly than when you put bacon with say...bananas

peanut butter + bacon + cheddar + hamburger.

And anyone who thinks this thread is about the difference between anything, just stop. Just stop. This thread is about TS is a fag.
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#25
Quote by Jehannum
I think the inability of American English to distinguish between jam and jelly means the USA won't be a superpower for much longer.

"American English" is a language that only exists because there are people who are not clever enough to speak REAL English properly. They can't spell either.
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#26
peanut butter + set honey + cold glass of milk to wash it down
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#27
Your fault for giving her the stupid idea, mofo.
I mean who the **** eats strawberry jelly?
Shits nasty.
Jam trumps all.
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#28
Quote by sam b
Jelly:




Jam:




It's not ****ing hard

But where's the preserve?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#30
You sound stressed. Can I make you some tea? I can do a warm scone with some blueberry jam on it with it. Maybe toss a few chocolate digestives on the plate too.
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#33
Quote by theguitarist
You sound stressed. Can I make you some tea? I can do a warm scone with some blueberry jam on it with it. Maybe toss a few chocolate digestives on the plate too.


Sounds delightful.

I'll have an extra serving of those chocolate candies, too.
#34
Quote by theguitarist
You sound stressed. Can I make you some tea? I can do a warm scone with some blueberry jam on it with it. Maybe toss a few chocolate digestives on the plate too.


That sounds absolutely divine.

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#35
Question, are Pink Wafers biscuits?

Every bone in my body wants to say yes but there's something about them
#37
This is the gayest ****ing thread ever. Why is this a thread? My suspicions are TS is just finding any sort of excuse to make a thread to show the pit just how cool he is that he has a girlfriend and he's alpha as **** with her. But why the pit.. noone in the pit ****ing cares. Gtfo TS.

In other news..

http://i.minus.com/iBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif
#38
Quote by vayne92
This is the gayest ****ing thread ever. Why is this a thread? My suspicions are TS is just finding any sort of excuse to make a thread to show the pit just how cool he is that he has a girlfriend and he's alpha as **** with her. But why the pit.. noone in the pit ****ing cares. Gtfo TS.

In other news..

http://i.minus.com/iBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif

this guy automatically takes offense to the fact ts might have a girlfriend

lol
#39
Quote by vayne92
This is the gayest ****ing thread ever. Why is this a thread? My suspicions are TS is just finding any sort of excuse to make a thread to show the pit just how cool he is that he has a girlfriend and he's alpha as **** with her. But why the pit.. noone in the pit ****ing cares. Gtfo TS.

In other news..

http://i.minus.com/iBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif


https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1602552&page=1&pp=20
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Quote by angusfan16
Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
#40
TS you're dumb & you should've specified what type of jelly. but you didn't and now you must live with the consequences

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Question, are Pink Wafers biscuits?

Every bone in my body wants to say yes but there's something about them

yes of course they are!
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