#1
I was watching The Exorcist the other morning and I got to thinking how cool would it be to be possessed by a demon or even The Devil for just a little while?

I would love to have some video of me turning my head completely around. That would definitely help my YouTube channel get views and subscribers.

What cool thing would you do if you were possessed?
#2
Maybe your threads would be better. They certainly couldn't be worse.
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#3
I would go scare WBC.
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Maybe your threads would be better. They certainly couldn't be worse.


I never even considered that. As soon as I get homefrom work I'm gonna play with my ouija board and try to get possessed.

note to self: buy ouija board on way home. milk also.
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#7
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The devil may twist your head around, but would probably leave you paralysed after the ordeal.


The girl in the movie was ok afterwards. There was even an Exorcist part two. I own that movie though I have not yet watched it. My understanding is that it was pretty horrible.
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#8
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The girl in the movie was ok afterwards. There was even a part two. I own that movie though I have not yet watched it. My understanding is that it was pretty horrible.


There was also a part 3, and Linda Blair even reprised the role in a Leslie Nielsen spoof called Repossessed (which was pretty good). But think about it. Let's assume possession is real. The Exorcist is a movie. Chances are, if your head goes 360 degrees, it's going to snap. The Devil ain't no Patch Adams.
#9
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There was also a part 3, and Linda Blair even reprised the role in a Leslie Nielsen spoof called Repossessed (which was pretty good). But think about it. Let's assume possession is real. The Exorcist is a movie. Chances are, if your head goes 360 degrees, it's going to snap. The Devil ain't no Patch Adams.

Devil magic will make that shit bend like rubber bands.

There's a bunch of cool stuff to do, but would you even have control over it? Aren't you in his possession?
#10
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Devil magic will make that shit bend like rubber bands.

There's a bunch of cool stuff to do, but would you even have control over it? Aren't you in his possession?


I was thinking that since we were working together and all maybe He would let me enjoy a few of the perks.
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#14
It wasn't Satan it was Pazuzu. Ancient Assyrian and Babylonian mythology.

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#15
It wouldn't be as exciting as having Spiderman spray his web on you.
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