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#1
at the moment we are playing:

Gravity - John Mayer
maybe Tomorrow - phonics


we got 4hrs to fill ppls


If no good suggestions I have no choice but to resort to endless 12 bar blues at the dismay of my band mate lol


all help appreciated tyty
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#2
You have a 4 hour gig and, so far, only 2 songs?


You're an idiot. You're also completely fucked.
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#4
So you got 7 hours to prep?


Was this a last minute thing or have you known about it for months?


EDIT:


Do Interstate Love Song by STP. Sounds nice and should be easy to learn. Not too much variance in the lyrics and the guitar sounds really nice despite being pretty simple.
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#5
Just jam man.

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#6
TS, I really laughed loud when I read your post
As for my advice, play some really easy, well known three chord pop songs, or some blues standards like sweet home chicago. You can also learn some easy punk songs. What my band always does, is that we have really long blues jams. If you guys can't improvise, you're ****ed. (You are ****ed anyway, how long did you know about that gig?)
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#8
Get the crowd to sing nonsense back to you for several hours
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#10
Start by asking your audience if they've ever heard a four-hour version of Knocking On Heaven's Door.

Then proceed to tell them it's their lucky night.
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#11
Yeah, its quite clear you are an idiot TS. I want to watch you fail so I wont be suggesting songs.
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#12
yes i am serious nuckles - this is how i roll you see.


Demon wolf i think u could be on to something...

shame ive forgotten my old oasis busking repetoir of old...

blues it is then.

i have major and minor - and E and A! what a choice weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#14
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Yeah, its quite clear you are an idiot TS. I want to watch you fail so I wont be suggesting songs.



rofl

thanks for the response that made me laugh
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#19
Song 2's like only 2 minutes though.
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#20
Turn up the reverb, switch on all your effects and just make weird 'art' sounds. But I'm not sure you're serious. Where are you playing this four hour gig?
#21
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Song 2's like only 2 minutes though.


When I was still in my old band we used to speed it up a bit and finished it in 1m15. That shit was intense

OT: a 4-hour gig, what the hell? Yeah, you're pretty much ****ed maybe add some AC/DC with neverending solos.
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#23
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#24
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Playing in a pub in Stourport, getting paid too.


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#27
Can you get someone to film the point at which you reveal onstage you have no more material and then post it ?
#29
When I perform 4 hours with my band we play like 40 songs. So yeah, good luck with that!
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#30
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You have a 4 hour gig and, so far, only 2 songs?


You're an idiot. You're also completely fucked.


This. Like... words can't describe how bad that is, TS.
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#34
Pay drinks for the crowd and when everybody's drunk bring someone to the stage to sing along.


Or just retire.
#35
I hope this is a joke. If not, how much notice did you get that you were actually playing this gig?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#36
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I hope this is a joke. If not, how much notice did you get that you were actually playing this gig?


oh loads
#37
I forsee an empty house after 30 minutes, and the first, last and only time you play there.
"We'll be back in 5 minutes."
#39
That's ****ing hilarious
Play Johnny B Good
for two and a half hours

also, you wanna google search and find the websites for a couple popular wedding/function bands, they often have a long list of songs that they play
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#40
He can have a list as long as his arm, he can't learn them all in 5 hours.
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