#1
http://lizardshavepersonalities.tumblr.com/post/51252331083/this-is-the-most-skramz-ditty-i-could-write-sing


This goes out to all of you.

Lyrics:

this is my tiger suit i think your butt looks cute
there is no happy here unless your butt is near
i love the kids that love big butts and snub their nose at kids who don’t
i’m gazing at a candle to find calm but we all know it’s in your butt
perfectly imperfect like a butt
#2
Write one for me called "Perfectly Perfect Like a Belly".
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
Quote by theogonia777
Write one for me called "Perfectly Perfect Like a Belly".


I think him saying butt is probably more adorable sounding than him saying belly.

Blake, say both of them and record it so we can compare cuteness.
#6
I only like BIG butts!
Quote by Ulalume
I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#11
Classic '09er meant in the same way as Classic Mallory Archer.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#13
What is happening to the world.


I don't belong here anymore.


Need to go and start again.


In a frozen ship.


To an unknown star.


A mass of the left behind.


The outcast.


The confused.


The fearless.


Swimming through the calm black sea.


Only to get diverted


Pulled into a well of gravity.


And die while iced.


In the blissful dream of space.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#16
Quote by jugglingfreak
The butt: two chunks of flesh that shit falls out of..

your point?




#17
Quote by jugglingfreak
The butt: two chunks of flesh that shit falls out of..
that can be tight and sexy as ****
#20
Quote by Thrashtastic15
its only smellz

its okay

its only smellz


its nothing

what if...it was more than smellz?
#23
blake.


I'm 26 going on 27.


I'm old. I'm past it. I'm 30 soon. too old to be cool.


I'm too old to know what is cool, but not too old to pull off what is cool.


You're young, right?

This is so cool , I don't even get it, it must be above my level.


blake.

blake, please


mate,

let me live my last few years of youth

before the march into middle age

and identity crises


savouring a cool, trendy life.


is cool even a cool word to say.


is it like swag or something now

or have I said that wrong.


blake please

I'm lost. help me.


tell me how

to be that cool


I love you.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#24
Quote by Thrashtastic15
its only smellz

its okay

its only smellz


its nothing



there's a new video up featuring him sweet talking his way into another girl's asshole... oh bb oh bb bb bb bb i lovks dis feel




#26
Quote by theguitarist
blake.


I'm 26 going on 27.


I'm old. I'm past it. I'm 30 soon. too old to be cool.


I'm too old to know what is cool, but not too old to pull off what is cool.


You're young, right?

This is so cool , I don't even get it, it must be above my level.


blake.

blake, please


mate,

let me live my last few years of youth

before the march into middle age

and identity crises


savouring a cool, trendy life.


is cool even a cool word to say.


is it like swag or something now

or have I said that wrong.


blake please

I'm lost. help me.


tell me how

to be that cool


I love you.


theguitarist


i don't know your real name

i wanna say it's some cool shit like orion or something badass

i don't know what cool is

i just know that butts are nice

and so is this song

and i'm 22 so like i don't have that long either


but it's okay because your sig says so.

i still don't know what cool is


but i do know


that i love you
#29
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick