I have 3 hours left to spend with my gf before she leaves for 2 weeks. what to do?

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#1
Hurry pit give me some advice! She leaves at 5 pm and it's 2:08 pm right now. We've been dating for a month, I'm 22, she's 20, and we need some ideas.
#2
well... You've got a penis, She's got a vagina, and you've both got 3 hours.


nope, No I've got nothing.
It's over simplified, So what!

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clear advice

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#7
If you two can't come up with anything to do on your own, maybe you should think about your relationship.
#8
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This.

Go spend time with her even if you do random stuff. You can always go out somewhere and have a nice meal together and get her a little gift so she can have it with her when she's gone.
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#9
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This.

Go spend time with her but you should do each others brains out. You can always go out somewhere and have a nice meal together afterwards and get her a little gift so she can have it with her when she's gone, she'll never forget.



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It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
Given that you have to ask, I think you should play with each other's vaginas.
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#16
You really have to ask that? Make food or something but atleast have sex! three hours.. one for every hole right?
#21
3 hours is barely enough for foreplay
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#23
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3 hours is barely enough for foreplay


Enough for threeplay though.
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#24
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Enough for threeplay though.


depends if it's hotplay or coldplay
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#26
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depends if it's hotplay or coldplay


Doesn't matter, you can always replay.
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#27
You're a shit boyfriend for even contemplating the need to ask this question.

Shag her like your life depends on it, you damned fool.
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#30
He'll be back in 3 minutes.
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#31
Sit down...
Hold her hand...
Look straight into her eyes...
Look into her eyes passionately...
And gently whisper into her ear:


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#33
Get into a fight until point of breakup..

Trust me.. In 2 weeks you'll have amazing sex

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#34


Shave the front half of your head and become John Cazale 2.0. Then bang her in the shitter you homo.
#35
Spend time with her. I don't get to see my girlfriend until August.
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#36
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Spend time with her. I don't get to see my girlfriend until August.

I dont get to see my boyfriend till the end of August also. It sucks.
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#37
kill her
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#38
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I dont get to see my boyfriend till the end of August also. It sucks.

Weren't you apart longer? I got to see my girlfriend once in the past three week but before that we saw each other a lot.
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#39
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Weren't you apart longer? I got to see my girlfriend once in the past three week but before that we saw each other a lot.

Yeah, I havent seen him since February but we do talk or text each other everyday except when he's at camp.
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