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#1
Long story short. Lady put me in jail twice (everyone gets a second chance) but she called tonight and its been months. She thought I'd come back . I told her straight, I'm never coming back for her police filled mess. Anyone known another an insane woman?
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"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#3
No I don't mingle with crack whores.
Last edited by kertets at May 28, 2013,
#4
Ooo she sounds like a bad girl. Joshua Garcia likes bad girls.

Ask her to hook me up with dem digits and give her one of these:
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Quote by Weaponized
that is some next level alliteration in the last sentence

Why thank you lol
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"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#6
I've seen this question asked a million times...why cant we +1 posts....BS.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Ooo she sounds like a bad girl. Joshua Garcia likes bad girls.

Ask her to hook me up with dem digits and give her one of these:

You don't want them. Shes evil. Gorgeous blonde..but what isnt.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#8
Quote by Bair
her police filled mess

this sounds like slang for cooter that has been both protected and served
#9
That reminds me of another breakup.

Little did you know, Joshua Garcia of The Joshua Garcias is not the original Joshua Garcia. Once, a long time ago, Joshua Garcia got together with Joshua Garcia and Joshua Garcia and.made the Joshua Garcias. However early on, Joshua Garcia left and was quickly substituted with Joshua Garcia. While this was a short break up, it was definitely a turmultuous and unsettling time.

The.end
#10
Good move. Sometimes you don't know how bad it was, until you find someone else who doesn't bring out the worst in you, like this one did.

I had a girl like that and it seemed normal until we broke up. Now I look back and wonder how I could not have seen how toxic it was. Like fire and gasoline.

Good luck.
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#11
Quote by Spaztikko
That reminds me of another breakup.

Little did you know, Joshua Garcia of The Joshua Garcias is not the original Joshua Garcia. Once, a long time ago, Joshua Garcia got together with Joshua Garcia and Joshua Garcia and.made the Joshua Garcias. However early on, Joshua Garcia left and was quickly substituted with Joshua Garcia. While this was a short break up, it was definitely a turmultuous and unsettling time.

The.end

Ugh.....I worded the opening wrong. damn it. Shes not a hooker.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#12
Quote by mystical_1
Good move. Sometimes you don't know how bad it was, until you find someone else who doesn't bring out the worst in you, like this one did.

I had a girl like that and it seemed normal until we broke up. Now I look back and wonder how I could not have seen how toxic it was. Like fire and gasoline.

Good luck.

Exactly. I'm on my mom's couch because she took everything from me. She warned it was messed up...I didn't listen. Now I rebuild
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#15
Quote by Bair
You don't want them. Shes evil. Gorgeous blonde..but what isnt.
hey mang don't be talking about my girl and future wife like that mang step off mang you don't know her like I do mang.
Quote by Spaztikko
That reminds me of another breakup.

Little did you know, Joshua Garcia of The Joshua Garcias is not the original Joshua Garcia. Once, a long time ago, Joshua Garcia got together with Joshua Garcia and Joshua Garcia and.made the Joshua Garcias. However early on, Joshua Garcia left and was quickly substituted with Joshua Garcia. While this was a short break up, it was definitely a turmultuous and unsettling time.

The.end
If Joshua Garcia could see this post right now you'd make him proud.

Imma miss him.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 28, 2013,
#16
This wasn't the point though....I wanted to knew if the pit knew any crazy girls in their lives...I forgot the pit doesn't know girls lol.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
Last edited by Bair at May 28, 2013,
#17
Quote by Bair
This wasn't the point though....I wanted to know if the pit knew and crazy girls in their live...I forgot the pit doesn't know girls lol.
hey I take offense to that, I mean who do you th.... g...girls you say???

You think you could hook me up with dem digits???

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
hey mang don't be talking about my girl and future wife like that mang step off mang you don't know her like I do mang.
If Joshua Garcia could see this post right now you'd make him proud.

Imma miss him.

I'm guessing you have a cup size.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#20
Well, this thread fell flat, minus the idiot I'll argue with for fun
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#21
Quote by Bair
I'm guessing you have a cup size.
Huh? Are you talking about my chest? You think I have breasts? Glorious... glorious man breasts?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Set the bitches wardrobe on fire.

That'll teach her
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Huh? Are you talking about my chest? You think I have breasts? Glorious... glorious man breasts?

I am. Most pit monkeys are over weight or they'd spend they're time with woman.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#24
Quote by slash_GNR666
Set the bitches wardrobe on fire.

That'll teach her

Can't. Police order lol
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#25
HIGH SCHOOL GIRL STORIES:


My first gf ever still wants my D. She has been dating this girl the whole time we've been broke up (like 5 years) and her girlfriend has a boyfriend. But she's not dating him. But her girlfriend would be fine with her dating me and the boyfriend is fine with the whole thing. Even little 14 year old me knew shit was kinda ****ed. She also hung out a lot with the dude I got weed and cocaine from and he would always be like "why don't you **** her dude!? Wtf are you gay? **** her dude!" and stuff. She gained like 20 pounds sophomore year too so eff that

Another girl I was about to ask out cause we were getting close told me her "biggest secret" which was that vampires were real. And she met a vampire friend on the internet who was psychic and transported outside her house dbz style. Then she got introduced to more vampires and in the end she had a vampire crew she controlled. And the girl my first gf was dating was a vampire (to be fair she was the palest girl I ever saw in my whole life even on tv). Shit probably is the most bizarre thing I have ever ever ever listened to and it lasted like 30 minutes cause she told me during lunch. I played it off cool and managed to dodge the bullet pretty well (cause no vampires were sent to kill me)

Bitches be crazy
#26
Quote by Bair
I am. Most pit monkeys are over weight or they'd spend they're time with woman.
Bro, just because I ask to get hooked up with dem digits frequently doesn't mean I don't spend time with the ladies.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Quote by Weaponized
HIGH SCHOOL GIRL STORIES:


My first gf ever still wants my D. She has been dating this girl the whole time we've been broke up (like 5 years) and her girlfriend has a boyfriend. But she's not dating him. But her girlfriend would be fine with her dating me and the boyfriend is fine with the whole thing. Even little 14 year old me knew shit was kinda ****ed. She also hung out a lot with the dude I got weed and cocaine from and he would always be like "why don't you **** her dude!? Wtf are you gay? **** her dude!" and stuff. She gained like 20 pounds sophomore year too so eff that

Another girl I was about to ask out cause we were getting close told me her "biggest secret" which was that vampires were real. And she met a vampire friend on the internet who was psychic and transported outside her house dbz style. Then she got introduced to more vampires and in the end she had a vampire crew she controlled. And the girl my first gf was dating was a vampire (to be fair she was the palest girl I ever saw in my whole life even on tv). Shit probably is the most bizarre thing I have ever ever ever listened to and it lasted like 30 minutes cause she told me during lunch. I played it off cool and managed to dodge the bullet pretty well (cause no vampires were sent to kill me)

Bitches be crazy

Vampires... You could have just said your last line
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#28
Op is such a knob. Its pretty clear you both are at fault here
You probably hang ewith ian
The way you talk about your prowess with possibly mentally ill women means you.must be pretty FOXY
#29
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Bro, just because I ask to get hooked up with dem digits frequently doesn't mean I don't spend time with the ladies.

I'll give you them so you can get ripped 10 ways from Tuesday

EDIT: Stop talking black, unless your black.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
Last edited by Bair at May 28, 2013,
#30
Quote by Bair
I'll give you them so you can get ripped 10 ways from Tuesday
Ahh yeah. Jgarce is getting hit up tonight.

EDIT: Stop talking black, unless your black.

Who? Me? Black? Have you even seen my last name?
Yeah, I'm not trying to sound like a black guy talking like that, but whatever.

Relax man. I'm just... Joshin you.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 28, 2013,
#31
Well idk about crazy, but i've dated a couple chicks that have been insanely bipolar. Like one minute she'd be all happy then yelling at me for something then crying because shit isn't working out then horny then happy again, etc.

It was fucking nerve wracking
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#32
Quote by adamgur96
Well idk about crazy, but i've dated a couple chicks that have been insanely bipolar. Like one minute she'd be all happy then yelling at me for something then crying because shit isn't working out then horny then happy again, etc.

It was fucking nerve wracking

How old?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#33
Quote by Bair
Can't. Police order lol


Main objective: No one's gonna know
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#34
Quote by Bair
How old?

Her?

18 at the time
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#35
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Ahh yeah. Jgarce is getting hit up tonight.


Who? Me?
black? Yeah, I'm not trying to sound like a black guy talking like that, but whatever.

Relax man. I'm just... Joshin you.

Ha...all cool. u got any stories?
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#36
Quote by adamgur96
Her?

18 at the time

Dude, they're nuts at that age.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#37
Quote by slash_GNR666
Main objective: No one's gonna know

It's on here isn't it
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#39
Quote by Bair
Dude, they're nuts at that age.

She was more insane than the average 18 year old chick, that's for sure

And you shoulda seen her on her period, she could've made a fucknig bear cry in fear
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#40
Quote by guitarbreaker
Third time is the epic time.

I try not to be bias, but I never see another 05'er
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