#2
I had to catheterize myself three times a day with no anesthetic for a week. And the catheters were stiff. It's forcing your way past that valve thing on your bladder that's bad. It wasn't built to go that way.
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#4
I guess the times I've had to have my stomach pumped on a night out constitute pushing limits, but it ****ing sucks
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#7
Was in an elevator once. The weight limit was around 2000kg. Enough room for 10 people and their suitcases, hardly filled. Then, an American wanted to enter.

I didn't push the limit. But she sure did.
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#10
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I had to catheterize myself three times a day with no anesthetic for a week. And the catheters were stiff. It's forcing your way past that valve thing on your bladder that's bad. It wasn't built to go that way.

welp.. didn't take long for this thread to climax




#11
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welp.. didn't take long for this thread to climax

Bro, that's not even the full story.
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#13
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Bro, that's not even the full story.

i'd have to push it to the limit to stomach reading any more of that

please do tell




#14
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i'd have to push it to the limit to stomach reading any more of that

please do tell

That was just one section of my life of urinary dysfunction. My brain and bladder don't communicate. When I was in middle school I got really sick. 104, vomiting. I lost 15 pounds (bringing me to 85). Went to the hospital and I was a few days from kidney failure. My bladder wasn't emptying so it got super infected and was ****in up everything. Got a nice ball topped catheter inserted to make sure it would drain when needed (it got tugged on once by accident, not pleasant). Got out of the hospital but had to make sure it didn't happen by training my bladder through catheters, that's where the first story comes in. Very painful etc etc. Got some anesthetic (You inset the opening into the tip on the penis then squeeze a little gel in, it's cold, then cover the tip with your finger. That keeps it in so it will numb). That was cool. Did three times a day for a couple weeks, then two times a day for a while so and and so forth. Went for like a year I think. Got more pliable catheters. Once I found out those existed I pretty much refused to go back. It got where it was only once a week when I was 14ish.

That was about a year. I've had a super-pubic catheter (tube surgically insert into my bladder and stitched to the outside right about the penis, scars are mostly gone), I've had a nurse come every week to catheterize me once a week when I was 8 or so and too young to do it myself. Had about 8 specialists. Had a lot more catheters when going to said specialists so they could get data. I got a lot of them from about 5 until 14. That year after the hospital visit was the first time I learned about anesthetic, let alone have access to it. Smelling KY jelly doesn't bother me as much anymore and I don't get as much anxiety when it hospitals. Still get a little weird.

Sometimes I indulge in these stories too much.
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#16
I haven't reached my limit yet

but I think the highest I've reached is swimming for 8 hours non stop with sinus headaches. I didn't swim very fast though, just had to break 10 km then I could swim at my own pace
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#17
Spent a lot of time way up in the sky or way out in the ocean by myself
#18
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That was just one section of my life of urinary dysfunction. My brain and bladder don't communicate. When I was in middle school I got really sick. 104, vomiting. I lost 15 pounds (bringing me to 85). Went to the hospital and I was a few days from kidney failure. My bladder wasn't emptying so it got super infected and was ****in up everything. Got a nice ball topped catheter inserted to make sure it would drain when needed (it got tugged on once by accident, not pleasant). Got out of the hospital but had to make sure it didn't happen by training my bladder through catheters, that's where the first story comes in. Very painful etc etc. Got some anesthetic (You inset the opening into the tip on the penis then squeeze a little gel in, it's cold, then cover the tip with your finger. That keeps it in so it will numb). That was cool. Did three times a day for a couple weeks, then two times a day for a while so and and so forth. Went for like a year I think. Got more pliable catheters. Once I found out those existed I pretty much refused to go back. It got where it was only once a week when I was 14ish.

That was about a year. I've had a super-pubic catheter (tube surgically insert into my bladder and stitched to the outside right about the penis, scars are mostly gone), I've had a nurse come every week to catheterize me once a week when I was 8 or so and too young to do it myself. Had about 8 specialists. Had a lot more catheters when going to said specialists so they could get data. I got a lot of them from about 5 until 14. That year after the hospital visit was the first time I learned about anesthetic, let alone have access to it. Smelling KY jelly doesn't bother me as much anymore and I don't get as much anxiety when it hospitals. Still get a little weird.

Sometimes I indulge in these stories too much.

god dammit what a read. holy shit.

that's ****ing insane. i can't even begin to imagine how that would feel (and getting it tugged aaarhghrhhgreugerifu) i really really hope everything is fine for you now.




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god dammit what a read. holy shit.

that's ****ing insane. i can't even begin to imagine how that would feel (and getting it tugged aaarhghrhhgreugerifu) i really really hope everything is fine for you now.

It cleared up mostly. All that stuff is good incentive for keeping on top of everything.
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#20
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk


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I once hit the top speed with my car. It went about 110mph. It was on a highway though. Speed limit is 80.


I hit over 100mph in my shitty 01 Elantra, I was coming home from a show and going down 55 in NJ past midnight, the speed limit is 65.

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#21
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You should change your nick to BladderStinger

I once hit the top speed with my car. It went about 110mph. It was on a highway though. Speed limit is 80.

3edgy5u


But yeah, most of my other limit pushing stories probably involve booze.

The urethra is where most of the stinging and burning occur. If your bladder is experiencing that much pain, you might want to empty it.
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