#1
Well since this year is flying by so fast, I just got to thinking about my New Years resolutions and how I was doing at them.

I am proud to say that since 1/1/13 I have not killed any prostitutes OR *cops!

So, yay me!

Go ahead and share how you have succeeded or failed at what you resolved to change about yourself this year.

*the one incident in March shouldn't count since he was off-duty and I was totally unaware of his profession.
#4
i vaguely recall maybe making some sort of new years resolution

i donno
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#5
Oh are we actually meant to remember those and follow them out??
It's over simplified, So what!

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My resolution was for TS to be a faggot. TS is, in fact, a faggot.


Totally uncalled for.

Try being nicer.
#10
My resolution was to continue to not make/care about new year's resolution.

p.s.: Quit trying soo hard to be funny. It's really not working out for you.
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#11
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My resolution was to continue to not make/care about new year's resolution.

p.s.: Quit trying soo hard to be funny. It's really not working out for you.


No, but it is funny how you stalk all my threads just to tell me how bad I am at this.
#12
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No, but it is funny how you stalk all my threads just to tell me how bad I am at this.
I never said it was a bad thread, dummy. I contributed to your thread by saying I made no new years resolution. Or did you miss that? Besides, if you're bothered by me every time, then maybe you should just stop. Or block me. Whatever. I don't care.

I'm saying to stop being such a try hard. And by that,
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I am proud to say that since 1/1/13 I have not killed any prostitutes OR *cops!

So, yay me!

I mean things like this. It's just... not... funny.
I'm not trying to be rude, by the way. I'm trying to be honest with you.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 28, 2013,
#13
I forgot what mine was in February, so there goes that.
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#14
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I never said it was a bad thread, dummy. I contributed to your thread by saying I made no new years resolution. Or did you miss that? Besides, if you're bothered by me every time, then maybe you should just stop. Or block me. Whatever. I don't care.

I'm saying to stop being such a try hard. And by that,

I mean things like this. It's just... not... funny.
I'm not trying to be rude, by the way. I'm trying to be honest with you.


Go be honest with someone who gives a shit what you think about something. I personally don't require any honesty from you. Say what you want to me. Be an ass, I really don't care. I do.everything for MY amusement, not yours.
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Go be honest with someone who gives a shit what you think about something. I personally don't require any honesty from you. Say what you want to me. Be an ass, I really don't care. I do.everything for MY amusement, not yours.

wow you're really cool and edgy
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#18




Fine. Ignore my honesty. I'm not going to stop because you don't want it, but go ahead and ignore it.
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My resolution was for TS to be a faggot. TS is, in fact, a faggot.

Just thought I'd let you know why you get comments like this.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
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I resolved to stop screwing hookers.


I failed


Well, there is always next year.
#23
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Well, there is always next year.


I know, but I've probably already caught gonorrhea or some shizzle.
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