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#1
Like obviously, anyone can play guitar. Playing guitar, in it of itself, isn't really that big of a skill. But at what level of guitar playing, do you define a "guitar god"?
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#3
Raiden with a guitar

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
when people scoff at you as they walk by, and you're still living in your parents' basement, you'll know you're a guitar god.
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#7
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...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
A guitar god is defined by the characteristics and traits he possesses. These traits include (but are not limited to): having both male and female genitalia, having four arms (so he can fret four guitar necks at once, duh), and having excessively putrid odor.
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#11
Dracucat is my guitar's god.
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#13
When you are a luitherer (sp) then you make guitars duh!
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#16
I think everyone looks for something different in a guitar player. I guess more often than not people consider highly skilled, fast, technical players "guitar gods." For me at least, I appreciate it when a guitarist can write really cool or emotionally charged stuff that doesn't necessarily have to be fast or complex. So it depends from person to person I suppose (most people probably don't go by my definition, though ).

EDIT: Oh, okay, it's one of those threads.

This is a guitar god, according to google image search

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#20
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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No wait, i got something better

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#22
"Your search - tom colahue guitar god image - did not match any documents. "

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#25
skill doesn't make a guitar god, innovation does. if i hear someone doing insane arpeggios and sweeps i KNOW what they're doing, regardless of whether i can do it or not. guitar gods are people who play something that i have no idea how they did it.
#26
pretentious pieces of shit who play a bunch of wanky bullshit to show off
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#27
Guitar God...Somebody who plays guitar and looks like God obviously? Only one person fits this criteria.

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Guitar God...Somebody who plays guitar and looks like God obviously? Only one person fits this criteria.



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#30
One who scores 9 tosins out of 10 on the abasi scale, aka buckethea and buckethead only. As much as I love all those shred kings like Gilbert and friends, none of them write godly music like buckethead does. They're all boring to me. Waggoner abasi and buckethead are the only guitar gods of this era. And Waggoner hardly counts but btbam Is one of the most talented bands since pink Floyd.
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the great rustling shall soon be here
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#33
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I... You...



#34
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I... You...





i was waiting for someone to post a picture of that guy, because this is a guitar god thread

if it wasn't you, it would have been someone else


i once talked shit about dream theater and made some people mad

so this is an opportunity for some serious jimmy rustling
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#35
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i was waiting for someone to post a picture of that guy, because this is a guitar god thread

if it wasn't you, it would have been someone else


i once talked shit about dream theater and made some people mad

so this is an opportunity for some serious jimmy rustling

I won't lie man. I totally thought Jimmy Rustling is a guitar player.
#37
There is existence
Existence is a perfection above which no perfection may be conceived
AS guitar God is perfection and perfection in existence
Existence is a singular and simple reality; there is no metaphysical pluralism
That singular reality is graded in intensity in a scale of perfection (that is, a denial of a pure monism).
That scale must have a limit point, a point of greatest intensity and of greatest existence.
Hence a guitar God exists.
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