Poll: If horses were blue?
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you eat bacon
13 39%
the ground isn't there?
17 52%
whoomit
22 67%
Voters: 33.
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#1
How many people do you think have gotten to the end of their life and their last thought was some stupid shit like 'well fuck, I can't think of anything...dammit'


So i'm curious, have any of you decided what you're going to think about in your final moments?

Is it going to be meaninful?
are you just going to ignore it and die absent of thought out of fear?
are you going to be thinking of how many bitches you could have sexed but didn't?
or all the babes you did sex?
or are you just gonna wait for the moment and then see what pops up?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
i'm probably gonna be too pre-occupied with the whole "holy shit im gonna die" bit to really give a shit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
I'd hope I won't know I'm in my final moments.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#8
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i'm probably gonna be too pre-occupied with the whole "holy shit im gonna die" bit to really give a shit


yeah but see, that's what I'm saying... That's a pretty scary way to die.

Wouldn't you rather think about how awesome it was to have sex with be part of your family or know the friends you did?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
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yeah but see, that's what I'm saying... That's a pretty scary way to die.

Wouldn't you rather think about how awesome it was to have sex with be part of your family or know the friends you did?

well im kind of thinking in the now, if ya dig

i dont have any diseases and im quite young so if i were to die it would come as quite a surprise
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#11
Depends on the situation, I think. If it was something really unpleasant, like drowning, if I was capable of any thought at all, I could imagine a sense of relief as the final moment drew near.

Of course if it's something sudden like you get shot or a car accident, you might not even have time to think of anything.

"Goddamn my balls it--"

Then you're dead.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Like others said, if it's instant then you wouldn't really have time to think. If it was cancer or something, I'd imagine you'd spend the whole time with the cancer thinking about it anyway.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#14
Probably regret and the things I should have done with my life.

...or pizza. Yeah pizza sounds good
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#15
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The only way I can die is by drowning in a pool of minge.

this pls
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#16
I didn't even know people thought about this.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#17
A friend who frequents the pit messaged me on facebook asking why I don't post in the Pit very much anymore. I sent him a link to this thread.
#18
Quote by bradulator
I didn't even know people thought about this.


some emo chick asked me in highschool and I told her something(can't remember) and she said 'that's so cliche though' and then walked away

I just remembered that and decided to make a thread


EDIT:

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A friend who frequents the pit messaged me on facebook asking why I don't post in the Pit very much anymore. I sent him a link to this thread.


cheers
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at May 29, 2013,
#19
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A friend who frequents the pit messaged me on facebook asking why I don't post in the Pit very much anymore. I sent him a link to this thread.

But now he's going to see this and it's going to be really awkward
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
Too depressing to think about.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#21
IF I DIE I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!


To the bar because if I'm dying slow enough to think thoughts and my fate is sealed anyways, I might as well die via alcohol poisoning.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
That reminds me of Starfox 64
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Same here
While I was typing it.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" all wavy and shit.

I have that game's entire collection of sound bites stored in my brain :|
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#25
Rather than thining about anything, I'd like to scream "Live to **** and **** till death; drink to sorrow and regret." Probably won't be able to though.

I don't necessarily agree with its literal meaning, but I love the sentiment.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#26
I won't know what I'll think about because I'm probably not going to die for another half a dozen decades and I'll probably have changed by the time that rolls around.

If I were going to die tomorrow though I would totally be thinking about all the times that I could have hooked up with girls but was too oblivious to seal the deal.
#27
"I wish I'd spent more time posting on UG..."
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#28
hopefully something along the lines of "that was pretty cool, I wonder if there's anything coming next"
#29
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hopefully something along the lines of "that was pretty cool, I wonder if there's anything coming next"


i'd be more like "i hope i can fly after this"
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#30
I'm probably going to trip the fucck out because of all the Dimethyltryptamine getting pumped into my brain.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#31
I'd rather be caught by surprise, though I suppose I would probably think of my wife. Nothing else really matters that much to me
My God, it's full of stars!
#32
I would be excited to find out if God exists.
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
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#34
Why am I sitting alone in a dark room, brandishing a nerf tommy gun?

EDIT: Didn't read the prompt correctly.

"What does this button do?"
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
Last edited by jjfeu662 at May 29, 2013,
#37
Quote by Burgery
i'm probably gonna be too pre-occupied with the whole "holy shit im gonna die" bit to really give a shit

This. I'm sure that's all anyone can think about.

That, or they're too old and loopy on drugs or general senility and probably think about such topics as those covered in this thread's poll.
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