#2
This is why, if you believe that babies being hurt is bad, baby licenses wouldn't be a terrible thing.
#3
Cool...

Nobody puts baby in the freezer.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.
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#4
She then left the trailer and alerted the neighbors


Aaaah...

Also, is that guy wearing a bullet-proof jacket in court?
#5
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Aaaah...

Also, is that guy wearing a bullet-proof jacket in court?

This is exactly what i came to post
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#6
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Aaaah...

Also, is that guy wearing a bullet-proof jacket in court?


I believe that is him.
#7
Putting your own daughter in the freezer. That's cold.
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#9
Bloody hell, it doesn't really explain the broken arm and leg...

Even without the baby-in-the-freezer thing, it's still messed up.
Imagine being a 6 week old baby and having a broken leg and arm. ****ing trailer trash.
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#11
Bit late to freeze your sperm there, mate...
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None of which will work.


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#12
When the cops saw him they were probably saying "FREEZE!"

Ah but seriously, this is snow joke. You can see by the polaroid picture that this man was suffering from a coldsore which could have driven him to commit this cold-blooded act.
#14
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Aaaah...

Also, is that guy wearing a bullet-proof jacket in court?



Perhaps there were threats to his life from the public?
#16
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#18
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There is nothing left in the world to be disgusted at, we have transgressed upon each and every conceivable moral standard.


False. Obviously he was freezing it to store it. Freezers are for food, yes?
#19
Why is no one putting a freezer in a baby?
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#20
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Cool...

Nobody puts baby in the freezer.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

holy shit i just got this now



this thread is amazing
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#22
anyone that's been familiar with the internet for a few years and is still not completely desensitized to this kind of stuff deserves a medal
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#23
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#24
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You don't care?

not that i don't recognize that this is a terrible thing, it just fails to hit me emotionally. i hear about this sort of stuff all the time
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#25
inb4 psych 101 kids diagnose me as a psychopath
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#27
He thought he broke it, and was attempting his hand at cryogenics. Or cannibalism. Mmmm, baby, the other white meat.
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#28
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#32
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Maybe it was Dolan?


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#35
This kinda shit hits me because I have children and a baby currently...Although not as small as this baby, it really ticks me off. If the baby is upsetting him he should have put her in the damn crib and left the room...change her, feed her, then ****in ignore her afterwards if you have too!

aint that damn difficult!

CPS aint gonna come knocking on your door if you did all you could do and let her cry it out!
#36
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anyone that's been familiar with the internet for a few years and is still not completely desensitized to this kind of stuff deserves a medal


When do I get it and where do I have to go to get it?

This kinda shit hits me because I have children and a baby currently...Although not as small as this baby, it really ticks me off. If the baby is upsetting him he should have put her in the damn crib and left the room...change her, feed her, then ****in ignore her afterwards if you have too!


This all the way. My daughter is only 7 months old and I couldn't imagine doing anything close to what this guy did to her. As a parent it's your job to comfort and protect your children. If this guy gets off, he's gonna be killed. When he gets convicted, he'll get killed anyway so the world is gonna be rid of one more douchebag.
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#37
This story gave me chills.
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