#3
no thanks
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#7
Quote by frankv
Not me, so it's funny.






**** that shit lol.
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#9
Quote by frankv
Not me, so it's funny.



That'd be a good way of finding out if your girlfriend was a psycho bitch.

I can't imagine being with someone who would react like that over that text with no reply for an hour.
#10
I have a hard time believing a lot of these are real, but they're still funny regardless.
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#12
Quote by frankv
Not me, so it's funny.




Now that escalated quickly
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#14
There are so many quality ones to be read

It's also hilarious how some people are probably regretting trying this out
I have nothing important to say
#15
Quote by frankv
Not me, so it's funny.





"your best friend" = fake

This mutually known person would have been referred to by name if this were a real exchange. If say, Dave, was written there it would be significantly less funny because we dont know who Dave is. He'd obviously know Dave if Dave was his best friend so if he was her audience then she'd say Dave. BUT NO THIS WAS FAKED FOR A MASS AUDIENCE YOU COMMIES. This is why we cant have nice things
#17
Quote by jmako
"your best friend" = fake

This mutually known person would have been referred to by name if this were a real exchange. If say, Dave, was written there it would be significantly less funny because we dont know who Dave is. He'd obviously know Dave if Dave was his best friend so if he was her audience then she'd say Dave. BUT NO THIS WAS FAKED FOR A MASS AUDIENCE YOU COMMIES. This is why we cant have nice things


Pretty sure almost all of these are fake. Atleast the funny ones.
#18
While not his own work, still f*cking epic!
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#19
Quote by Gantz92
Pretty sure almost all of these are fake. Atleast the funny ones.


Yeah, with all the templates now and stuff it's too easy to just churn them out. Too bad because I bet there at least a couple real ones that would be hilarious if they werent dismissed but you cant really trust any of them.

I'm sure this doesnt bother everyone, but I find it takes some of the edge off the humor for me
#21
Quote by RealUnrealRob
A good one might be "I've always been honest with you..."
Might get some confessions.

might also get a break up once she realizes you had nothing on her
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#23
But think, if she is hiding something, you become a god. There's no way you could have known, the only explanation is that you are omniscient. It would probably make her happier.
#25
Quote by RealUnrealRob
A good one might be "I've always been honest with you..."
Might get some confessions.

Yes, because every woman wants you to guilt-trip her as a joke...
#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Yes, because every woman wants you to guilt-trip her as a joke...

That's the joke
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Eh, but it isn't really very funny...

Well neither is what Nathan said to do on the other person's part but the results sure are funny
#30
OP, where'd you get those screenshots?
Could have sworn I've seen them on another forum.
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